Hey there! It's Sanstastic here! Yep. Anyways let's get started!
Fire and Shard enter the area, looking around. But before they can begin, the hot fiery wolf must break the fourth wall.
Fire: HEEELLLLOOOO AND WELCOME BACK TO 100 WAYS TO KILL THE ALLLPHHHHAAAA!!!!
Shard: Uh..
Fire: WHAT YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ALL MY HOTNESS?
Shard: I'm just going to go....
Owl:Eyyyyyyy, need some help?
Fire: Okay. BUT ARE YOU HOT ENOUGH
Owl: You bet.
Fire: I like you.
Owl: That's fresh dude.
Fire: Alright so I've got a plan.
Owl: Okay, im down.
Fire: Come on out!
A random Wolf emerges from the bushes, pushing a large stone and carrying a rope, he nudges them to Fire.
Fire: Ya got the stuff?
Shard: *comes out of bushes* IT'S RIGHT THERE
Fire: Shut up son.
Shard: I'm not you son!-You know what? I'm out!
Owl: What's that for? *gestures to rock and rope*
Fire: ITS FOR THE PLAN! MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA!!
Owl:- Cool.
Fire:- Help me tie it up at the entrance of Sunny's den. Then I'll pull the rope when Sunny comes out and it'll fall on her!
Owl: Alright, let's do it.
*Two Hours Later*
Fire: That *pant* wasn't hard *pant* at all!
Shard:- Why are you tired? Owl did all the work...
Fire: IT WAS VERY TIRING WATCHING HER WORK! *flaps around angrily like a bird until tripping on the rope and getting squashed by the stone*
Shard: And yet another failure... Thank you world! And we're out!
Fire: WAIT NO IM OKAY!
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Kill The Alpha
HumorWant to dominate your pack? Or want any tips on killing your alpha? Follow Fire and his journey of trying to kill the alpha! Although he may not succeed that doesn't stop him from trying.
