Fire and Shard enter, Shard is busy reading over true script while Fire is looking at Gifs and Memes on his Iwolf. First, Fire must break that fourth wall.
Fire: Ahem, sorry! *Quickly turns of IWolf* Right, into the show! Today we'll be -
Shard: You forgot the greeting, buffoon
Fire: Well sorry, miss Perfect Pants *Rolls Eyes* Hello and welcome back! Today, despite our many attempts, now have a fool proof plan! We shall kill Sunny by Blowing his Mind!
Shard: That just sounds dumb
Fire: SHUT UP SHARD!!
Shard: •:-:•
Fire: But before we can try it on Sunny, we've decided to test it on a couple subjects, so we don't fail!
Shard: That's even more dumb
Fire: BRING IN THE TEST SUBJECTS, IGOR
Shard: Yes Sir Frankenstein! *Pushes in a group of wolves*
Test Subject 1: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
Fire: Guess what
Test Subject 1: Wat
Fire: Harambe Lives T_T
Test Subject 1: OH MY GOD MY MIND IS BLOWN!! *Dies* :0
Test Subject 2 & 3: Mind = Blown *Dies*
Fire: Only test Subject four remains :3
Test Subject 4: I'm more hardcore than those sissies
Fire: Hmm. Did you know that Emily, Jesses old owner, is actually Andy's mum? And she gave the hat to her own son?
Test Subject 4: Nah Mate That Sucks
Shard: :0 Really? Emily is Andy's Mum??
Fire: Fan Theory ^.^
Shard: owe
Fire: Kay so pick a number between 1-10, times it by two, add 5, times by 50, if you've already had your birthday +1766, if you haven't +1765, then minus your birth year from the total. You get a 3 Digit number. The first digit is the number you chose, the second two are your age!
Test Subject 4: *Does Math* OH MY GOD IT WORKS. MIND = BLOWN :0 *Dies*
Shard: It actually works tho .0.
Fire: Yep! Now it worked with the test subjects, so let's move on to the Alpha!
Shard: *Bangs on plate* SUNNY! HERE SUNNY SUNNY!
Sunny: Yo
Fire: o.o I ran out of mind blowing stuff
Sunny: Pfft you suck
Shard: I haven't!!
Fire: *sigh*
Shard: DONALD TRUMP IS TWELVE CHICKENS STACKED ON TOP OF EACH OTHER!!!
Fire: Omg :0 Mind = Blown *Dies*
Every Other Wolf: MIND = BLOWN *Dies*
Sunny: Meh, That's no news
Shard: T_T I feel so under appreciated -_-
Fire: *Rises from the dead* Hell is colder than I thought
Shard: OKAY THATS ENOUGH FOR TODAY SEE YA NEXT TIME *blackens camera with paw*
The two wolves head back home, sad and defeated together, with nothing of worth happening, another failed attempt.
Mind = Blown
And this is Olivia signing Off for Eternity
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100 Ways To Kill The Alpha
HumorWant to dominate your pack? Or want any tips on killing your alpha? Follow Fire and his journey of trying to kill the alpha! Although he may not succeed that doesn't stop him from trying.
