Fire walks in with fireproof boots and a flamethrower. Shard walks behind him carrying many buckets of water. Before the dashing male can begin, he has to break the fourth wall.
Fire : Welcome back everyone! Despite my failed attempts last time, with the power of fire, I will rule the world!
Shard : *Rolls eyes* Fire proof boots won't save you.
Fire : Hush hush, the show must go on.
Sunny : I like carrots
Soul : Nice flamethrower
Shard : Um, you can't see the flamethrower.
Soul : Right, sorry.
Fire : Shard, do you have the water?
Shard : Yep, right here. Strapped to my back. Right where you can see them.
Fire : No need for the sarcasm, snooty pants.
Shard : Wolves don't wear pants. Or boots, for that matter. You look ridiculous.
Fire : But I have to use protection!
Random Wolf : heh
Shard : Whatever. Let's set up the trap. How this one will work i-
Fire : We're going to tie the flamethrower into a branch, and Shard will be waiting up there to blast some fire, while I lure Sunny over here with a plate of carrots.
Shard : I was about to say that!
Fire : Yes, but I'm the main character.
Shard : ._.
Fire : *pulls out carrots from behind back* HEEERREEE Sunny boy!
Sunny : CARROTS! *runs over*
Fire : Fire! Hah. That's my name.
Shard : Wow, you know your name! Good job!
Sunny : *Noms the carrots*
Fire : QUICK!
Shard : *fires the flamethrower straight into Fire, who was standing right in front of Sunny*
Sunny : nom
Fire : AHHHHHH!
Fire is completely on fire, ironically, besides the boots.
Shard : Whoops. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Fire : AHHHHHHH!
Shard : *attempts to throw water on Fire, but soaks the carrots instead*
Sunny : CARROTS D:
Fire : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Fire rolls down a hill at the speed of light, successfully putting out the fire which ingulfed his entire body, excluding the boots. However, he rockets into the skyline. It'll take some time before he comes home.
Shard : What an idiot.
-Written By Poison
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100 Ways To Kill The Alpha
UmorismoWant to dominate your pack? Or want any tips on killing your alpha? Follow Fire and his journey of trying to kill the alpha! Although he may not succeed that doesn't stop him from trying.
