The forest was green, the birds were chirping, Fire was stalking the singing Sunny?
Fire: Look at that alpha, idiot!
Shard: Like you?
Fire: Wha- NO!
Shard: *sigh* What's your genius plan?
Fire: Since fire didn't work we are going to force Sunny to the the ice bucket challenge, with only ice!
Shard: And how much are going to donate exactly?
Fire: Mwahaha nothing I'M SO EVIL!
Shard: Let's just get this over with I have things to do.
Sunny: I DON'T WANNA BE A CHICKEN, I DON'T WANNA BE A DUCK, SO I'M GONNA SHAKE MY BUTT BUTT BUTT!!!!
Shard: Great where there's butts there's fart jokes.
Fire: We don't have time for fart jokes Shard! Help me get this on a tree.
Shard: Wolves don't climb trees!
Fire: Fine! I'll do it myself!
Fire takes the bucket up the tree and puts a string on it then comes back down.
Shard: Stupid physics defying wolf!
Fire: One....Two...Three! *pulls string*
Sunny: IT'S RAINING, IT'S POURING, THE OLD MAN IS SNORING. HE WENT TO BED WITH A BUMP ON HIS HEAD AND HE DIDN'T WAKE UP TILL MORNING!
Fire: Wha??? WHY IS IT WATER?! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ICE!
Shard: It melted!
Fire: What ever let's go!
Shard: Fine.
Hope you guys likes this strange chapter! This is Dusky signing off!
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100 Ways To Kill The Alpha
HumorWant to dominate your pack? Or want any tips on killing your alpha? Follow Fire and his journey of trying to kill the alpha! Although he may not succeed that doesn't stop him from trying.
