Fire enters the scene dramatically with a jetpack, with Shard trailing behind on a magic broomstick. Before he can explain the plan, our main hero needs to break the fourth wall.
Shard : Why can't I have a jetpack ;(
Fire : *ignores* Hello everyone! Welcome back! Despite my... Previous attempts.. Today is the day we will murder Sunny ruthlessly!
Random passerby wolf : whut
Shard : We would tell you, but then we'd have to kill you.
Random passerby wolf : man tf *leaves*
Fire : Shard and I have been training to become witches! I would have ridden the broom but I'm, er, too big?
Shard : He wasn't balanced enough to ride it! What an oaf!
Soul : roasted man
Fire : YOU CAN'T HEAR US!
Soul : Right, sorry.
Shard : Since I'm the better witch, Fire is letting me be in control.
Fire : Just this once ._. And for training purposes only.
Shard :*flies around boastingly on broomstick*
Herb : a ufo ;O
Sunny : ;O I want
Shard : *flies straight into Herb*
Herb : I'M BEING STOLEN
Fire : You're all idiots.
Shard : Oh dear
Sunny : I'LL SAVE YOU! *tackles Shard*
Shard : *falls off broomstick*
Fire : This is why I don't put you in charge.
Broomstick: *slams into Shard and Fire, carrying them away*
Fire : THIS WOULD BE FINE IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS!
Fire and Shard go soaring through the air on the broomstick, leaving all of the wolves behind, failing another attempt.
Written (in a rush) by Posion
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100 Ways To Kill The Alpha
HumorWant to dominate your pack? Or want any tips on killing your alpha? Follow Fire and his journey of trying to kill the alpha! Although he may not succeed that doesn't stop him from trying.
