Fire and Shard enter the scene carrying two big hoses and clothes pins. Before the two powerful heros can continue their mission, they must break the fourth wall.
Fire : Hello my beautiful villainous children, it is I your supreme ruler. Today we're going to be drowning the entire pack!
Shard : *groans* Two hoses aren't going to drown the entire pack!
Fire : THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TWELVE HOSES HAHAHAHA!
Shard : .-.
Fire : Let's get kickin' ! *turns on six of the hoses*
Shard : *turns on the other six* Do you have the clothes pins?
Fire : Sure do! *clips the clothes pin over nose*
Shard : *clips One over nose*
Herb : oml guys look A WATER PARK!
Sunny : OML
Soul : HOLY MOLEY IL WATER PARKS! *splashes around*
Fire : They're...they're enjoying it?
Shard : *splashes around as well*
Fire : SHARD! *dives in after her*
Fire : Oh NO! *starts drowning*
Everyone but Fire : SPLISH SPLOOSH!
Fire : *drowns and turns into an angel, then drinks a living potion gifted to him by a flock of passive aggressive fairies*
Fire : *angrily stomps away*
By Posion :3 Also this is a lot shorter then I wanted it to be, so sorry guys..
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100 Ways To Kill The Alpha
HumorWant to dominate your pack? Or want any tips on killing your alpha? Follow Fire and his journey of trying to kill the alpha! Although he may not succeed that doesn't stop him from trying.
