The Supes

Prologue

Once upon a time. I wish. In a far off kingdom. More than anything. Lived a young maiden. More than life. A sad young lad... Alright. Alright. Alright. I'm sorry but I just could not help myself and if you plan on reading this you better be okay with my references, there's gonna be a lot. So, calm yourself. Did you get my reference though? Cuz it's called the prologue and I was just doing the Prologue from Into the Woods and I swear to god if you say, "Oh, from the movie!" I WILL MURDER YOU. SO STAY AWAY FROM MY CAPE OR I WILL SLICE YOU INTO A THOUSAND BITS! Into the Woods was first a musical and then got turned into a movie which was fantastic as well, but it lacked Bernadette Peters as the witch so yeah (musical is better, but try to ignore the costumes when watching it)...ALRIGHT! I will stop talking now. Jesus, you'd think you'd have some patience by this sentence! So, here's how it actually went. Bang! Crash! The lightning flashed. And well that's another story nevermind anyway and as the big day came I made my claim. Oh don't take away the baby they shrieked and screamed. Fine. Sorry....THE SPECIAL BEANS! That was the last one I promise...for this chapter.
Thunder and lightning struck the penthouse. Heavy raindrops could be heard pelting the long glass windows. A tall, bony man was sitting at his desk with a coffee mug, conducting his despicable work on his laptop. Meanwhile, a massive, howling storm was hovering over the city in an attempt to put a creepy, unsettling tone onto this setting. This man didn't notice however, for he was too deep into his work. Suddenly, his intern dashed into the room.
"Sir, sir! I have some important news!"
The man sighed, "How many times do I have to tell you Seth, don't interrupt me when I'm doing my important work!"
"But sir, you're playing PacMan. That's not important work! You're just fooling around!"
"What did you say you little shit?" growled the man as he grabbed a pistol that was concealed underneath his desk. "Nothing sir. I'm sorry sir. It will never happen again sir."
"You're right it won't happen again."
"No sir, please spare me. I've located the targets." Seth wailed.
"You have?" the man asked as he lowered his weapon.
"Yes sir, I have. I'll show you." Seth squeaked.
He pulled out his tablet and pulled up a map on it which revealed two red dots blinking on it.
"Have you located any others?"
"Yes sir, but these are the closest."
"Perfect. Tomorrow we will go to this...this." he looked closer at the map to see what city it was showing, "Manhattan. Then we will retrieve Target A and B for Phase 1." he cackled.
So they went into the woods. Into the woods. Into the woods and out of the woods...and home before dark. If you have not been freaking out about these references this entire time then I suggest you watch this musical. It's amazing! They break down the fourth wall, and don't we all love a good breaking down of the fourth wall! No? Well, shut up and read God Damnit!

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HEY GUYS! Thanks for surviving the first part. I'm so sorry about the references, but not at the same time. Hope you'll be able to get through this and end up possibly enjoying it. If you want to cringe some more here is the first description of this story that I made yesterday, but @nerverlandmeg made me take down which one do you like better?:
They just wanted to live a normal life, but they couldn't because they had superpowers. Jess WTF! Who allowed you to be in charge of writing the description to our story? Nah move over. I'm doing this now. Read this if you want. If you don't then I will find you and hunt you down.
That's not a description! We want people to read this not give it an eye roll! The cliches and puns haven't even started yet and we're already driving them away.
Oh and your description wasn't the most cringiest thing ever?
Oh my goodness! Shut up you two! Sorry. Voices in my head. You get it. Anyway, before they became the Supes, Jess and Sarah's lives were normal...ish, but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked. Sorry. Gotta' save those for the story. Their lives were fine until they were taken away from them to be studied like lab rats where they met others and discovered what it truly meant to be heroes.
Now that! That was the worst one.
Shut up fictitious voices!
Fine, but change the title.
Yes, please change the title.
The title stays!
*muttering curse words while intensely dabbing* I added this just for you Meg.
SUPES OUT.