The Middleman | ongoing

0.33 | playlist

0.33 | playlist

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in order of chapters with music:

{1 | not exactly a grocery list} - Babe Ruthless by Angel Haze

{2 | maybe splenda daddy at most} - Mami by Priceless Da Roc ft. Panopoly & Princess Drop Dehd

{3 | you had one job} - Left Hand Free by Alt-J - Lido Remix

{4 | suck my o-positive ass} - Lolly by Maejor Ali ft. Juicy J & Justin Bieber

{5 | i was squidward} - Too Late To Say Goodbye by Cage the Elephant

{6 | my unrainchecked previously rainchecked plans get rainchecked} - Bottoms Up by Trey Songz ft. Nicki Minaj

{7 | your boyfriend is such a dog} - Trouble by Ethel & the Chordtones

{8 | my lungs benedict arnold'ed me} - Hypnotic by Zella Day

{9 | kanye's wordplay foreplay} - Come Get Her by Rae Sremmurd

{10 | am i not even good enough for the matrix} - 3:16am by Jhené Aiko

{11 | you're not my baby sister} - Hot Mess by Cobra Starship

{12 | you pronounced blessing wrong} - Cool Girl by Tove Lo

{13 | partying like i was at iota delta iota omicron tau} - Devil's Paradise by Inna

{14 | the flag of japan} - Diggy Down by Inna ft. Marian Hill

{15 | if you care about the sperm whales} - I'm Gonna Show You Crazy by Bebe Rexha

{16 | i'll settle for the f-bomb} - I Want You by Lindi Ortega

{17 | fetch isn't a one-sided game} - I'm Goin In by Drake ft. Lil Wayne & Jeezy

{18 | risked it all for a gram of coke} - Who Are You, Really? by Mikky Ekko

{19 | satan take care of me} - I Know What You Did Last Summer by Shawn Mendes ft. Camila Cabello

{20 | frickin' chill dad} - One More Night by Maroon 5

{21 | a story that matches the security cameras} - Bad Ass - Remix by Kid Ink ft. Meek Mill, Wale, KB, & Mike Maven

{22 | what thing} - Trust Nobody by Cashmere Cat ft. Selena Gomez & Tory Lanez

{23 | alvin would tap that} - Don't Tell 'Em by Jeremih ft. YG

{24 | quoting life alert to me} - I Don't Fuck With You by Big Sean ft. E-40

{25 | be my trophy business partner} - Needed Me by Rihanna

{26 | pics or it didn't happen} - Get It On The Low by Hoodie Allen

{27 | she's your mustache} - Kill Of The Night by Gin Wigmore

{28 | the calm after the storm} - Mask by Niykee Heaton

{29 | butt of all car jokes} - Confident by Justin Bieber ft. Chance the Rapper

{30 | rolling down the great wall of china} - My Main by Mila J ft. Ty Dolla $ign 

{31 | harold is so bougie} - Did It On'em by Nicki Minaj  

{32 | i like my girls with melanoma} - G.O.M.D. by J. Cole 

{33 | a wet chihuahua injected with cocaine} - Lay It Down by The Rubens

{34 | give up your klepto habits} - Dream Team by Niykee Heaton  

{35 | he's not a vegan today} - No Sweat by Montolieu ft. Desi Valentine 

{36 | public display of arousal} - Secret to Sell by Mikky Ekko

{37 | all i need is lemming suicide} - Mr. President by Pia Mia

{38 | hissy fits are his psychological warfare} - Ballad of an Asshole by D-WHY

{39 | the antichrist in flesh} - The Come Up by Raja Kumari

{40 | they didn't use lube} - Did I by Kehlani

{41 | a drastic switch in meats} - Wear Me Out by Skylar Grey

{42 | isn't the dad bod in} - Don't Want You by Ella Mai

{43 | lifting an eyebrow better than any certified plastic surgeon} - Horns by Bryce Fox

{44 | speak now or forever hold your piss} - Tell Me Lies by Deorro ft. Lesley Roy

{45 | we're in balls deep} - All for Me by Hoodie Allen ft. Scott Hoying

{46 | asking him to euthanize me} - Show Me by Alina Baraz ft. SGalimatias

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a/n: playlist will be updated as chapters are posted!

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