Um hi, I'm Trina the other person Bagels is collaborating with. By now you would have seen her one shot that I'll admit is pretty good. Well here's mine and it's my first time actually writing a story so please don't judge me.
P.s. I understand that Bagels tends to be very descriptive about things and thank god it's a crack one shot book and not something else. If you get what I mean.
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"WHAT HELL NO!" Dick yelled as he and Bruce were arguing about something. "He's my son so clearly he prefers me over you." Bruce spoke calmly unlike Dick.
Tim sat there, watching the two of them argue, apparently they've been arguing the past thirty minutes on who Damian preferred to be with.
Bruce going with how Damian was his son while Dick went with him working with Damian for a while and getting along well with him.
"Master Bruce, Master Dick, why don't the both of you see who Master Damian prefers more once he reaches back from school." Alfred suggested.
"You guys can see who Damian acknowledges first to see who he prefers best." Tim added in.
"Yeah sure I don't see why not.But still I think Dami prefers me over-" Dick said before Bruce interrupted him.
"Ok we're not gonna start this argument again, just sit down and we'll see who Damian prefers later." As Bruce dragged Dick onto the sofa.
Soon, the door opened and Damian walked in, clearly pissed off. "Drake." Damian growled the moment he noticed Tim sitting down in the middle of the living room.
"Demon spawn." Tim replied in an annoyed tone. Suddenly Damian pounced on Tim and tackled him before Tim pushing him off and the both of them started fighting.
Dick and Bruce then sat on the sofa dumbfounded (HA BIG WORD). Did Damian just acknowledge Tim first and then start a fight? As both of them looked at each other shocked that Damian actually preferred Tim over the both of them.
The both of them then stood up and went back to their rooms, before Tim told Damian, "Ok demon spawn quit it geez. You were aware that both Dick and Bruce were expecting you to acknowledge one of them right?"
"Yeah I was standing at the door the whole time they were fighting until I heard Alfred's suggestion and you were there so I just went to you." Damian replied.
"You're smarter than I expected you to be."
"Shut it Drake."
Like I said it's my first time writing so don't judge ╮(￣▽￣"")╭
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Crack! One-Shots
Hayran KurguA bunch of crack one-shots between me (Bagels) and T! Also: This fanfic involves cursing and violence. We own nothing of anything we use, except maybe the storyline/plot.
