When Worlds Collide: A Bleach and Naruto Fanfic Crossover Royale!

VOL. II::Chapter 6--Kurosaki Ichigo

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VOLUME II--The Shard of the Sand 

CHAPTER 6--Kurosaki Ichigo

"S'up, King?" My eyes flew open only to find Hollow Me staring down at me. His creepy smile looked somewhat... limited. His eyebrows were knit together. He looked confused? Now I was confused.

I jumped away and tried to slash the sword I didn't have. I looked around. I was in my inner world, standing on a sideways building, under a sunny blue sky with fluffy white clouds. And Zangetsu and Hollow Me were looking strangely at me.

"What? Oh, I'm sorry, waking up with HIM smiling down at you DOES make you want to get some space!" There had to be a limit on how many personal pronouns one guy could use.

"Ichigo, something is wrong," Zangetsu said.

"You're telling me! Do YOU know why I flipped out like that?"

"We might be able to shed some light if YOU TELL US WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!" Hollow Me yelled.

"You guys don't know? But it seems like everytime something big happens, you know."

"As long as you know, we know, but it seems like you don't know, so we don't know-"

"The only thing that matters is that I don't understand WHY I'M SEEING A GIANT FOX!"

"Okay, okay," I sat down and told them what was going on up to that point.

"How did you get your dumbass thrown into ANOTHER WORLD? Honestly, do I have to do EVERYTHING?"

"As I recall you're apart of ME, so doesn't that make YOU a dumss, too, Shirosaki?"

"SHIROSAKI? What kind of name is that? And don't think I forgot about that comment, either!"

"Look, I'm tired of calling you 'Hollow Ichigo', so I'll call you Shirosaki.

"That's stupid," he said sulking. Man he could be bipolar. But at least he was calm enough so that I didn't have to fight.

"Boys, we have more important things to think about." said Zangetsu, looking over his shoulder. I followed his gaze and nearly had a heartattack.

Where the other half of my world should've been, was a wall of black. It was like we were watching a movie; everything dimmed so that the barrier was glowing like a screen at night.

Right in the middle, was a barrier about the size of a small building. The surface looked like glass, and through it, it was dark. The ceiling was a mess of pipes and metal and bars, all leaking. The walls were cracked, dirty grayish beige and alive with water. The floor was a foot deep with the murky water. A figure was walking in the single hallway that led to the huge, brighter room. He walked up to the huge cage that spanned the entire room. "Boy," A deep growl came from the cage. "I feel something interesting." A pair of glowing red eyes and gleaming fangs turned towards me.

I felt myself getting closer, until I touched the cold barrier. It was like water. The whole thing rippled and the boy looked up alarmed and questioning. It was Naruto?

Suddenly I was dropped in my bed. Morning already? I had better get ready, Dad was probably ready for a sneak attack.

"Ichi-go!"

"Hiya!" That would probably give me some time to jump into the shower. But I had to move quickly. "Aagh! What the HELL? ARE YOU INSANE?!" Oh, it was Renji, and I had him in a headlock after right hooking him. I let him go and stood up, wishing to live in that fantasy a little longer.