When Worlds Collide: A Bleach and Naruto Fanfic Crossover Royale!

VOL. III::Chapter 15--Intruders, Interruptions, and a Failed Invasion?!

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But now's the time for a good ol' Konoha Invasion FAIL. Please continue to read, comment (COMMENT, DAMN YOU), and vote.  

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"Captain Oh! West Team is ready!"  

"East and South Team are a go." 

"North Team ready also!"  

"Wonderful," Captain Hokusai Oh, of the infamous Shadow Bandits was ready. Beyond ready. Super duper extremely ready-  

"Uh, Cap'n, you got that look on your face again-" The Captain cleared his throat and gave, THE SIGNAL. It finally was go time, after all of the waiting. They would be victorious, no doubt. The Leaf would fall during their glorious autumn of victory! He chuckled at his own evil use of that what is pun. MWHAHAHA HAHAHA!- 

"Cap'n?"

After the other teams left to do regular missions, and Ichigo and Uryuu's teams left to take care of suspicions of shards in other villages, the Soul Reapers, and Chad, were generally left alone to care for the village in case of a hollow attack. Except for the occassional hollow attack, it was peaceful. It was enough to remind some of their childhoods in the Soul Society.  

Toshiro was "meditating" (strictly not sleeping) under a tree, when three little figures roughly woke him. "Hey, kid! We need an extra player for our game, are YOU game?" Toshiro drowsily opened an eye to find three grubby boys with an even grubbier red ball.  

"No." He went back to "meditating" and ignored the kid comment. 

"Aw, come on! You're just sleeping, join a game!"  

"I'm not SLEEPING, I'm MEDITATING." he said without opening his eyes. "Furthermore, I do not play-"  

One of the kids chuckled, "You talk like an old man!" 

"Yeah and you look like one too! What's up with your white hair?" 

"Hey what's this cool sword about?" Suddenly Hyorinmaru was no longer resting against his leg. Time to get up.  

"Give me my sword back."  

"Man, it's like ice! Hey, I have an idea. How about you beat us in our game, and we'll give you your sword back!"  

"Oh yeah?" Toshiro stood to "full" height and gave them his icicle glare. "Or how about I just beat you?"  

"Ha! You'll have to catch us first!" They said running away. 

"Hey, wait! Damn it." Toshiro couldn't flash step, so he'd just have to follow on foot.  

The kids must've all been superhuman ninjas here, because it took longer than expected for him to catch up. He did a complicated flip over a rock to land just behind them. Toshiro held out his hand. "Zanpak- I mean, sword. Now."  

"Hey," they started to protest. "That's gotta be, like, cheating-" Toshiro stiffened. "Hollow." 

"Wha-?" 

Something erupted from behind the boys, right out of the ground. Toshiro caught himself and balanced on his hand before getting to his feet. Then things happened in show motion.  

The hollow was a giant humanoid, with tentacles sprouting from its back. One of those tentacles snatched up one of the boys.  

"Ryu! What is that thing?" 

"The sword, NOW." No contest this time, the boys threw it over and Toshiro immediately uncapped it.  

The boys watched in awe. "Reign over the frosted heavens, Hyorinmaru!" It was like he uncapped an ice storm. In one swift move, the tentacle holding the boy smashed to the ground, totally frozen. The kids scrambled over to help their friend. "Now go, and don't bother me again."