♥Hollywood Undead One Shots ♥

Give me the fucking blunt!(DK×FM)

So this one is for Muragan
I hope you like it...

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Enjoyyy...

~MELICE👿♥💀

"I hope Danny gets well soon, we can't record if he can't sing."Dylan says as he opens the door to his and his boyfriend's apartment.
"Yeah, I hope he didn't infect any of us. Mostly George though.." Matt replies and puts the shopping bags on the counter.
"George is probably the reason that his throat hurts..." Dylan says with a smirk.
They both laugh.
"They're cute together though." Matt says as he managed to stop laughing.

"Yeah... but not as cute was we are." Dylan says, while he gets closer to Matt and puts his hands on his hips.
Matt blushes and kisses Dylan. Dylan softly caresses Matt's kurly hair.

"Wanna cook dinner? I'm hungry.." he asks.

Matt chuckles and replies:
"You're always hungry Dilly, It's just because of the weed."

"I know ya love my weeed, Matty." Dylan replies and kisses Matt's cheek.

"True" Matt replies.

"Talking but weed.." Dylan says and takes a blunt from behind his ear, "smoke this joint with me, get high of funny's weed ;) " he sings and Matt laughs.

Matt starts to unpack the shopping bags. Dylan lights up the blunt, takes a drag and helps Matt. Matt takes a pan and fills it with water. He puts it on the stove and turns the stove on. Dylan hugs him from behind and holds the blunt near Matt's mouth. Matt takes a drag and turns around. He blows the smoke into his boyfriend's face and smirks. Dylan let's go of him and takes another drag. He passes Matt the pasta and Matt puts then into the water after he put salt inside. He turns towards Dylan again and says:
"Give me the blunt please"

"What if I don't?" Dylan replies teasingly. Matt looks at him with a fake-mad face. Dylan blows smoke into his face and smirks. Matt takes some of the dry pasta and throws it on Dylan. He laughs, picks them up from the floor and throws them back at Matt. Matt takes more pasta from the box and throws it on Dylan. Dylan runs away, grabs also a box of pasta and hides behind the counter. After they throw almost half of the boxes at each other, Matt takes the water-tap and aims on Dylan.
"Now give me the fucking blunt!" Matt laughed and Dylan holds his hands up to his head.
"You're not gonna do that.." Dylan says.
"Oh really?" Matt says. Dylan shrugs.
and Matt throws water on his boyfriend's shirt, without getting water on the blunt.

"Ayyee!" He screams and runs towards Matt. He tickles his stomach. Matt laughs heavily and lies on the floor. Dylan keeps on tickling him. Matt manages to flip them so he sits on top of Dylan. He holds both of his hands with one hand, and takes the blunt from Dylan's mouth. He takes a drag and blows the smoke into his face. He smirks and Dylan says:
"Okay, I give up. But give me ma blunt back."

"No" Matt replies with a smirk. Dylan looks at him with a begging look as he whines:
"Pleaassee"

Matt smiles takes a drag, bents down, kisses Dylan and exhales the smoke into his mouth. Dylan inhales the smoke. Matt let's go of his boyfriend's hands and puts his hand on the Mexican's jawline. Dylan puts his hands on Matt's neck and pulls him closer. They make out on the floor, until the boiling water interrupts them. They get up from the floor, clean up the water and Matt starts laughing:
"What are we gonna cook now?"

Dylan laughs and replies:
"There are still some left in the box."
Matt pours the remaining pasta in the pan. They finish cooking and eat dinner together.

~the fucking end