"What's your name?"
"Phil, Phil Lester.. and you are?"
"Dan Howell, it's a pleasure to meet you Phil"
"And may I say you look very handsome tonight"
+Trigger warning+ There is some domestic violence and graphic parts so be aware♡
"I want to know everything" Zoe was sat down, crossed legged, opposite me on a big, fluffy chair in my living room, I was just about to tell her about Dan. "His name is Dan Howell-" she gasped loudly and started to wave her hands "HOLY SHIT PHIL" she began to squeal and shout and I started to wonder if I should call 999 or not. "DANS A YOUTUBER".
What.
How.
"Wait your kidding me right?" She shook her head vigorously with a big grin on her face "how did you not know??" I was in shock, how come he didn't tell me? "Never mind, just tell me how you two met" I told her about Charlie standing me up and Dan coming to my rescue, I told her about Dan walking me back home, all the compliments he gave me and the date we went on this afternoon.
"You two are perfect for each other" she began to fangirl and squirm in her seat "he's a cynical, grounded person and you're an optimistic dreamer! I ship it" suddenly an idea popped into my mind, it would be amazing.
"Zoe, text Dan saying 'I found this boy who you would love to date' and send a selfie of us and see how he reacts" we both started to squeal like teenage girls and she started to text him.
I sat on the arm of the chair so I could see how Dan reacts.
Zoe😙: Dan! I found the perfect boy for u
Dan😎: umm about that
Zoe😙: just look!
Zoe😙:
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Dan😎: oml
Zoe😙: pretty cute right?
Dan😎: yeah, he's hot af
Dan😎: are u with him rn?
Zoe😙: ya
Dan😎: ft me now
Dan started to call Zoe and I told her to pick up, dans face popped up on the screen and it looks like he was in his kitchen "hey Dann" I tried to hold back my giggles "I didn't know you and Zoe were friends" he smiled at me innocently, I looked down at Zoe and whispered what I wanted to say, she nodded "and I didn't know that you were a youtuber".
Zoe, Dan and I went silent, well not Zoe, She kept giggling quietly. "I thought that you would think that I was stupid" he hid the bottom half of his face by moving the front camera up. "Dan. I make YouTube videos too" I saw him widen his eyes and giggled childishly.
"How the hell did we not find each other sooner?" I wanted to know the answer to that myself "DANIEL JAMES HOWELL YOU'RE DOING HEART EYES" Zoe screamed, making me almost jump out of my skin, what was 'heart eyes'? And Dans middle name is James? That's adorable
"Shut up Zoe!" Dan snapped, was there something here I'm not getting? Like an inside joke or something? "Is this an inside joke?" I looked at Dan on the phone screen and then Zoe "nope, it just means that he's madly in love with you" aww, that's so cute!
"Aww, Danny" even on FaceTime I could see Dan blushing "Im really tired, I'll call you later Phil" did I do something wrong? "Oh, ok" I looked at Zoe and she seemed guilty for some reason "bye" he hung up.
"Whoops, I probably shouldn't tease him like that" I elbowed her in the stomach lightly and she giggled "it's not funny Zoe, I really like Dan" I threw her phone at her and got off the arm of the chair, I was really upset now "oh Phil, I didn't mean to upset you" I didn't want Zoe to be here anymore, I just wasn't in the mood "I can go if you want" I didn't want to seem rude but I think I just needed to talk to Dan.
"Yes please, I'm sorry I'm just not really in the mood" she looked really upset and now I felt even worse "ok, call me if you need anything, I'll be round Louise's place" welcome to guilt town, population: Phil.
I didn't know what else to say so I just stood there awkwardly until Zoe escorted herself out the front door.
