NOW BEFORE U JUDGE ME ON THIS U SHOULD KNOW SOMETHING: i did not just randomly think 'Oh I feel like writing a one shot about a rubber duck and Patrick Star' - NO! This is a challenge set by my friend Abi [@HollyShort4723] and so I apologise b4 hand coz I assure u, u WILL laugh while reading this coz it is THAT ridiculous! XD
so, I call this:
Falling For A Rubber Duck
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"SPONGEBOB WHERE ARE YOU?!" Patrick Star yelled, running around his stone house multiple times before realising that he had been running in circles for the past twenty minutes.
"PATRICK WILL YOU SHUT UP?!" Squidward Tentacles called from the top window in his Easter Island Head house.
"I NEED TO FIND SPONGEBOB!" Patrick yelled. "GERALDINE HAS GONE MISSING!"
"THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HIS HOUSE?!"
"Oh... good idea!" Patrick smiled - he hadn't thought of that.
He ran to his friend's pineapple house and knocked on the front door.
"Hey buddy!" Spongebob Squarepants smiled.
"Spongebob you gotta help me!" Patrick panicked.
"What is it?"
"It's Geraldine... she's- she's gone!"
"NOOOOO!" Spongebob screamed, but then stopped abruptly. "Wait a second. Patrick? Who's Geraldine?"
Patrick's eyes widened. "Who's Geraldine?! Only one of my bestest ever friends in the whole wide world - except for you!"
"Then how come I've never met her?" Spongebob asked.
"She's very shy when it come to meeting new people," Patrick said matter-of-fact-ly.
"Oh. Well let's go find her," Spongebob smiled encouragingly. He rushed inside his house and came back out with a magnifying glass, which he held up to his eye as he said: "So where was the last place you saw Geraldine?"
"Uh... uh... umm... uh... maybe..." Patrick struggled to remember - he never did well under pressure.
"Yes?" Spongebob urged.
"Uhh... OVER THERE!" Patrick blurted out and pointed in a random direction.
"Are you sure?"
"Uh... NO! OVER THERE!" he pointed in another direction.
Spongebob gasped. "You mean she's at Squidward's house?!"
Patrick nodded vigorously. "Ye-yeah! Thats where we were!"
"Okay, TO THE HOME OF SQUIDWARD TENTACLES!!" Spongebob announced, and they both sped off.
"SQUIDWARD!!! SQUIDWARD OPEN THE DOOR!!!" Spongebob and Patrick yelled, banging on it.
Squidward, however, was completely oblivious to this as he was in the bath.
Spongebob and Patrick eventually managed to break the door down and ran inside.
"I'LL CHECK THE KITCHEN!" Patrick said.
"Good idea Patrick! She might be getting a snack!" Spongebob nodded.
Patrick came out of the kitchen holding a sandwich. "Actually I just wanted a sandwich."
The pair searched the house of Squidward Tentacles until there was only one room left.
Spongebob and Patrick each popped their head up from the side of the bath tub, making Squidward scream.
"WHAT ARE YOU TWO MORONS DOING?!" he cried.
Patrick paid him no attention; his focus was on the rubber duck in the bath tub. "GERALDINE!"
"Geraldine? What the heck are you talking about?!" Squidward glared.
Patrick picked up the rubber duck from the tub and, closely followed by Spongebob, ran out with Geraldine, leaving a very bewildered looking Squidward.
"I'm so glad you're okay!" Patrick was saying.
"So this is Geraldine?" Spongebob said. "Um... hi?"
Patrick put the duck next to his ear - or well, where his ear was supposed to be - and said: "Geraldine says thanks for helping find her."
"Oookay..."
"Geraldine, I need to tell you something," Patrick said. "Uh... umm... well... okay here goes: will you be my girlfriend?"
Suddenly a boatmobile pulled up near them and who should get out but a pigeon.
"Geraldine!" the pigeon called. "Thanks for finding her for me boys!"
"What do you mean? She my best friend! I just asked her to be my girlfriend!" Patrick protested.
"Well sorry to disappoint you there buddy but I'm Kevin - Kevin the pigeon - and Geraldine here is my girlfriend."
Patrick stared in shock. "Wha-? Is this true?" he got no answer from the rubber duck. "Well now you're gonna have to make a choice. Me, or this guy?"
Geraldine didn't budge from Patrick's side. He smiled. "The lady has spoken. She's dumped you Kevin."
"But- wait- no- GERALDINE! I LOVE YOU!" Kevin called.
"WELL SHE LOVES MY BEST FRIEND!" Spongebob called back.
Patrick smiled as he and Geraldine went back to his house.
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LMAO!!! so yeah... I could have chosen any celeb so I decided to choose PATRICK STAR!!! COZ THATS HOW COOL I AM!!! XD
What did ya think Abz??
And how bout you others with challenges?? Amy, Lana, Amber, Courtney, Livi???
Can't wait 2 c how yours turn out!!! XD [already seen Amy's btw which was so hilarious!!! XD]
so yeah...
i repeat: I AM NOT CRAZY!!! [well... not in any way u need to be concerned about... XD]
NIGHT GUYS!!!
Tree ya laters Smurfinators!
[Present day Aoi here... I feel so ashamed of my 14/15 year old self... THIS GRAMMAR IS SO ATROCIOUS LIKE WHAT THE HELL WHY DID I NOT USE FULL WORDS?! TEXT SPEAK IS THE MOST INFURIATING THING EVER! -_- Rant over - for now anyway.]
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CHALLENGE TIME!
SonstigesThese are just some challenges my friends made me write... so read, laugh, embrace the randomness, and please don't think I need to be put in a mental asylum! XP (Also this was back when I was a 1D fan - don't judge me it was a phase >.<)
