Wow I've not dome one of these in ages! Ok so this challenge is from Savannah and is really odd...
So basically it's about Liam falling in love with a turtle so Niall gets heartbroken, so he goes to Zayn who he find is 'doing stuff' with his mirror (in a totally non sexual way!) so he ten gets advice from Harry and attacks the turtle with a spatula...
Oh yeah... spoiler alert...
I call this:
Niam's Turtle
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"Liam! Liam guess what!" Niall Horan ran down the stairs to find his bandmate and boyfriend, Liam Payne.
"Out here Nialler!" Liam called.
Niall walked out and found Liam sat next to a turtle. "Umm... what's going on?" he asked.
"Niall... sit down." Liam said, patting the floor next to him.
Niall sat down, uncertain of what was going on. "When did we get a turtle?"
"Niall... I don't think we're working out..." Liam started.
"No... oh gosh no! You're not breaking up with me are you?!" Niall stared at his friend slash bandmate slash soon-to-be-ex boyfriend.
Liam looked down. "I'm sorry... but I've fallen in love... with someone else."
"Who?!" Niall's eyes shone with tears.
"Kieth."
"Who's Keith?!" Niall was confused, the boys hadn't had a recent encounter with anyone named Keith.
"He is..." Liam pointed to-
"THE TURTLE?!" Niall exclaimed. "Are you kidding me?!"
"I'm sorry Niall, but love is love..." Liam shrugged. "We can still be bros right?"
"Yeah whatever," Niall mumbled, getting up and storming inside. He had never been more angry or upset. He had lost his boyfriend to a turtle. Of all things it was a TURTLE! Life couldn't have gotten any more unfair or any stranger.
That was until he decided to find Zayn and over heard him in his room.
"Oh yes, that's right. You are a pretty man." Zayn was saying to his reflection. "If I was a girl, I would totally kiss you."
Niall then heard kissing noises come from the room and so decided to back away slowly before it got any weirder.
He went to find Harry.
"SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT!"
"HARRY YOU HAVE BEEN IN THE SHOWER FOR HALF AN HOUR! GET OUT!" Niall banged on the bathroom door.
"SORRY!" a few minutes later Harry was out of the bathroom, wearing nothing but a towel round his waist. "What's up Nialler?"
"It's Liam. He broke up with me..." Niall looked down, tears threatening to spill over.
"Oh... what happened?" Harry asked, full of sympathy.
"He fell in love with a turtle." Niall explained.
"A turtle?" Harry clarified.
"I know. It's really strange." Niall nodded.
"Well it's probably just a phase. Liam loves you! I mean, you guys are Niam Horayne! This phase will pass. I'm sure." Harry smiled.
Niall suddenly had an idea. "And I know just how to make this pass sooner. Thanks Haz!"
"Your welcome...?" Harry stared in bewilderment as Niall ran down the stairs.
Niall opened a drawer in the kitchen and took out a spatula. Then he stormed out of the house and found Liam making out with the turtle. "TAKE THAT KEITH!" Niall whacked the spatula on the turtle, knocking it out of Liam's hands. "YAAAAAH!!!" he commenced beating Keith up with the spatula.
"NIALL! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" Liam cried. "I LOVED HIM! AND NOW HE'S DEAD!"
Keith's head poked out from his shell.
"WELL HE WAS ALMOST DEAD!" Liam accused. "GO AWAY!"
Niall looked down, ashamed. He trudged back into the house, not loving his life at all, and hoping that Liam's odd turtle phase would pass soon...
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LOL!!! I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING AT THAT ZAYN BIT! ....... man I need a life... but yeah did u like my SWAC reference there??
Ok guys these challenges r fun but really random... seriously dudes WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR BRAINS PEOPLE!
But guys! How cute is that pic!!! ^.^
Anyways Savvy I hope ur satisfied x)
TREE YAZ LATERZ SMURFINATORZ!
[You know how I feel about 1D -_- seriously, don't judge me >.<]
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RandomThese are just some challenges my friends made me write... so read, laugh, embrace the randomness, and please don't think I need to be put in a mental asylum! XP (Also this was back when I was a 1D fan - don't judge me it was a phase >.<)