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so this time the challenge has been set by Lana [@MissHoranette] to write about a lightbulb who falls for a chipmunk however he already has an ice cream girlfriend...
i may have also gone a bit StarKid crazy in this... just to warn u...
ANYWAY! this is called:
The Lightbulb, the Ice Cream, the Chipmunk and Me!
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Sparky the lightbulb loved to watch the chipmunk play her guitar. He sat and watched her play every day, and since he was a lightbulb, he did not have legs and so his only mode of transport was rolling on the ground (not unlike Draco Malfoy from A Very Potter Musical). However the fact that Sparky could hardly move meant that he was always next to Freezie, his ice cream girlfriend. Now you may not think that's such a bad thing, but Freezie always got jealous when Sparky paid more attention to the chipmunk than to her talking - and let me tell you, that was all the time for Freezie never EVER stopped talking!
Imagine it:
You are Sparky, and you are burdened with the constant babbling of Freezie - you would take any distraction you could get, wouldn't you?
Well that was why Sparky loved to watch the chipmunk. Sometimes, he couldn't help but think that the chipmunk was especially beautiful - he often felt that Freezie and he just weren't meant to be.
Suddenly, Sparky noticed the chipmunk coming towards him. He couldn't help but panic - why was she coming? What would he say to her? Why isn't his dad here to tell him to be a man and just face this?
So many question, so little time.
"Excuse me? I'm sorry but I seem to have lost my guitar pick - have you seen it?" the chipmunk asked. "I'm Megan by the way." [A/N: HAHAHA!!! Anyone get what I did there?!?! Soz bout that Megs! XD]
"No. Now go away!" Freezie snapped.
"I'm sorry about her," I said. "I'm Sparky. Megan... I like... your name."
Megan blushed. "Why thank you."
"Well he's my boyfriend so back. Off." Freezie threatened.
"Oh don't worry I already have a boyfriend," Megan told them.
"Y-you do?" Sparky couldn't believe it. He had thought he might have finally been able to leave Freezie the stupid chatterbox whom he had grown to hate over the weeks - well actually he wasn't even sure how she was still there, ice creams melted, so why hadn't she?! It had already been three weeks!
"Freezie why are you even still here?! You should have melted by now!" Sparky said suddenly, he didn't know what had made him say it - he just did.
Freezie looked at him. "D-don't you like my company? What are you trying to say?!"
"I'm trying to say I love Megan!" Sparky said. There, he had said out loud in front of the beautiful chipmunk.
"I-I-I-I'm sorry I've got to go... my boyfriend's waiting for me..." Megan told us.
"Y-y-you don't love me anymore?" Freezie asked.
"Seriously what is it with the stuttering?!" Sparky asked no one in particular. Then he turned to Freezie and sighed. "I never loved you. I was just tired of being so alone."
"Oh." Freezie said.
There was silence. The first silence Sparky had ever experienced since Freezie came.
Sparky realised that he had probably scared off Megan - you never tell a girl you like her, it just makes you look stupid (he learnt this much from A Very Potter Musical).
If you're wondering how a lightbulb managed to watch A Very Potter Musical, I'll tell you. In the house he lived in before the people love to watch it so Sparky watched it too.
Meanwhile, Megan was having dinner with her boyfriend, Kevin. [A/N: HAHAHA!!! I seriously couldn't help it guys!! But remember - this time Kevin is a chipmunk not a pigeon! XD] She couldn't help but think of what Sparky had said.
He loved her? But he didn't even know her... and she loved Kevin.
Sparky and Freezie still stayed together, however there was never a moment where Sparky didn't think of Megan.
Or Lauren Lopez as Draco Malfoy in A Very Potter Musical.
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and to think - only just wrote that this morning!! XD
so... yeah... as i said not my idea - Lana's - so DONT JUDGE ME!!!
oh and if u havent seen AVPM yet part 1 is the vid and it is AMAAAAAZING!!!! SO WATCH IT NOW!!!
and the pic is Chip and Dale!!! I LUV THOSE CHIPMUNKS!!! DONT U JUST LOVE THOSE CHIPMUINKS?!?!!!! XD
so yeah...
TREE YA LATERS SMURFINATORS!!!
[Yep that's right you guessed it - present day me again... you know what I want to say so I'll just leave it for now...]
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CHALLENGE TIME!
AléatoireThese are just some challenges my friends made me write... so read, laugh, embrace the randomness, and please don't think I need to be put in a mental asylum! XP (Also this was back when I was a 1D fan - don't judge me it was a phase >.<)
