Funny Random Things That Only Nigerians Will Understand(ProjectNigeriaUC2017)

Funny Nigerian Phrases

When I say Nigeria is a land of fun, I also say the people make it fun. This are a few quotes that's are only common in Nigeria and will make you laugh as you remember which one you used. Comment on the one you still use.

1. Hear the Smell: 

Nigerians are weird. They would use this phrase when they are trying to call your attention to a smell or odor. They would rather say hear the smell instead of perceive the smell. It is only in Nigeria that the nose can be confused with the ears. Those who use this phrase speak the Yoruba language a lot. That is the only way you can explain this phrase as it is being relayed the way a typical Yoruba man will say it in his language.

2. Dress for me: If you're are not a Nigerian, you may go on and do something totally different upon hearing this phrase. When this phrase is being said by a Nigerian, he wants you to adjust and make space for him, it's a typical Nigerian's way of saying 'please create a space for me' or better still 'let me share your space with you'. If you are not a Nigerian, you may confuse this with putting on accessories and wearing special clothes to impress the speaker.

3. Stop lying on me: 

If you hear a man telling your wife over the phone to stop lying on him, a thousand lethal thoughts could pass through your mind if you are not a Nigerian. You would get the whole thing totally wrong and assume something else is going on. However, Nigerians say this when they ought to say 'stop lying against me'. This phrase is quite common in Nigeria with virtually every Nigerian speaking that way.

4. I will show you pepper: 

When Nigerians say they will show you pepper, do not assume they are talking about showing you tomatoes and green peppers. They are trying to tell you they will deal with you. Nigerians say this when they are not pleased with someone; this is their own way of being vengeful. Nigerians mean they will get back at you for doing something to them when they use the phrase. You had better watch out when you hear this....or just run away.

5. I will teach you a lesson: 

If you think a Nigerian want to teach you something new when you hear this phrase, you are in a big mess. This phrase means you are in for a tough time. Nigerian parents say this a lot when their children are being naughty. The lesson being talked about here has nothing to do with school; rather it is a life lesson that will teach you how to behave well the next time you are faced with a similar circumstance.

6. Stay in your lane: 

Nigerians could be dramatic; they say one thing and it would mean a totally different thing. When you are being told to stay in your lane, this means you should mind your business and stop putting your nose in other people's affairs. But if you are not a Nigerian, you would be left wondering what lane the speaker is talking about.

7. Before nko: 

Now this is going the Nigerian way. When you hear this, the speaker is indirectly saying 'what do you expect'. This is a regular phrase in Nigeria as you are bound to hear it in the shortest conversation.

8. For your mind: 

Nigerians use this phrase when they want to mock your opinion or tell you how lame they think your idea is. Most times, this phrase is always said after they might have done the symbolic twitching of the nose which is known as 'yimu' or the lifting of the chin as a sign of disbelief. When this phrase is being used, the speaker is throwing it to your face that a particular move will not work.