1. When bae likes a random girl's selfie on Instagram and you be like... ''Just look at you, Mumu''.
2. When your best friend tells you your crush likes you back, yo're like Yaaaaay! #ChangeDonCome
3. When your name is on the noisemaker/EFCC list and you just confuse, ''What do I do now?''
4. When you travel from festac/Ikorodu to the Island and they tell you Jollof rice has finished and you be like, ''But Aunty, I'm hungry.''
5. When you pass a class you thought you were gonna fail, ''Am just a badass!'' #BaddestGuyEverLiveth
6. When Lastma or Police ask you for bribe, ''You no dey fear face, me that I am very broke''.
7. When you hear one pound is 480 Naira and a dollar is 290 and you want to do masters in the UK
8. When somebody cuts through the line in Filling station during fuel scarcity and you look at them and be like, ''I would just slap you'.
9. And when it's finally your turn but suddenly fuel is sold out, ''Why? Oh God why?''
10. And you get to Twitter or Facebook and someone is shouting 'Buhari change' and you look at yourself and be like, ''Are you okay? Where is the change nau?''
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Funny Random Things That Only Nigerians Will Understand(ProjectNigeriaUC2017)
RandomThis is just a whole book filled with events, jokes and incidents that every Nigerian person and African person will understand. Note: I do not own any of the Jokes or pictures. I have simply compiled them. Thanks