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Naija Police after checking a man’s papers and everything was intact.
Police: Abeg borrow me your phone make I call my friend.
Driver: I no get credit o.
Police: Oga you no get credit for phone, so if you get accident now how you go take call ur people to come carry you? Oya park!
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After checking the guy's documents and nothing to charge him for.
Police: Bros anything for the boys?
Seun: Oga police nothing o. I no dey give u anything
Police: But a sticker on ya car reads "I'm a cheerful giver".
Seun: Forget that one, I just put am there, infact I am allergic to giving sef.
Police: Paarrkk parkkk. You are arrested for deceiving and misleading the general public.
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Funny Random Things That Only Nigerians Will Understand(ProjectNigeriaUC2017)
RandomThis is just a whole book filled with events, jokes and incidents that every Nigerian person and African person will understand. Note: I do not own any of the Jokes or pictures. I have simply compiled them. Thanks
