Nigerians are weird. We love to laugh abi. But some parents are extreme. It's like they want their descendants to be a source of laughter without fail. They want to crack up every time they or others call their children's names. So here's some really funny names.
Note: Sincere apologies if anyone here bears some of the names mentioned, or is related to or knows anyone with these names. Abeg no vex.
1. Listen-God - I don't know what was in the parents minds but maybe it's a reminder to listen to God always. Who knows.
2. Bountiful Joy - I know of Joy but adding Bountiful to it. They must have been very joyful.
3. Future - Me sef I don't know what to even say. But e be like this pikin go turn rapper. Imagine if his dad is a Pastor.
4. Trustingod - Okay. Great advice.
5. Density - Chai. Was the womb deep?
6. Limejuice - E be like the pregnancy was sour.
7. Constance - This one is normal but when they give her sisters Providence and Endurance , something is definitely up.
8. Symbol of Excellence, Evidence God's Faithfulness - Sounds like praises tbh.
9. Splendid - What a name.
10. Testimony- Just wanna keep reminding the child that they're a Testimony. Imagine if Pastor shouts "Testimony time" in church and Testimony was asleep.
11. Tithe and Offering - Names like Jane and Jenny, Victor and Victoria are no longer acceptable for twins. The parents want to be reminded to always obey the command. We know some people who need this name.
12. Customer - If I had that name, Lord knows I'm not stepping into the market.
13. Pythagoras - Chai. They must make history by force. I wonder what they're about to discover or prove.
14. And of course we can't forget uvuvuvwevwe onyatebweve ughumwebwem ossas.
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Funny Random Things That Only Nigerians Will Understand(ProjectNigeriaUC2017)
RandomThis is just a whole book filled with events, jokes and incidents that every Nigerian person and African person will understand. Note: I do not own any of the Jokes or pictures. I have simply compiled them. Thanks
