Hey as most people know, I'm #ProudlyNigerian but I'm also Yoruba and we run this world. Yoruba people are literally everywhere and we are proud ethnic group but Yoruba boys make life good. They're literally Perfect. Though many people say negative about Yoruba boys but it's not true. Not every Yoruba guy is jerky. So here are things you probably don't know about Yoruba boys.
1. They can look good with their tribal marks: The most good looking guys in a gathering of Nigerians are Yoruba, they can be dark skinned more than others but don't ever underestimate a Yoruba guy. They come in 50 shades.
2. They love a good party: Anywhere you see traffic in Western Nigeria, just know that Yoruba boys are grooving. They are also very loyal. Farmers have Farmers Association, Women have Womens' Association, so what will stop Yoruba boys from having Yoruba Guys Association. But they like a good party. Where 2 or 3 Yoruba boys are gathered, there is a party in the air. If you want to know them, check for the guys in flowing agbadas.
3. They can be competitive: It's not about who is the best, but who did it better. There is no better way than to dress their sons in their very own agbada. And the Yoruba boys rock their outfit. Check this Chairman abeg.
4. They are very caring: If you're looking for a guy who is faithful, loving and caring, what are you waiting for when there are Yoruba boys out there like swarms of locust. They know how to treat a lady with respect. Even if they get married to a girl from a completely different tribe, they shower that girl with lots of respect and love and it's not hard for them Yoruba homes are filled with good manners so being kind is a talent to our boys. Oh and did I mention that when they get a woman, they like to be selfish with her even with her family but not in a bad way, it's just too much loving.
5. They like to show their real identity: Some guys go to Ghana for 1 week and come back home with a British accent but if a Yoruba guy travels to London and stays there for YEARS, he'll still come home with his Yoruba accent. Ibadan people be like, ''Egg and Heg are the same thing'', abeg don't slag them o. Heg and Egg na the same thing, no be 3 letters? It's just the 'H' factor and we're proud of it. The easiest way to pick out a Yoruba person (esp Yoruba women) is to listen carefully. Who says 'seven' like 'sefun' and who is the loudest? Don't think we're shy about it, we're not that's why we haven't stopped. If anyone goes abroad and they come home and develop this accent that sounds like a chicken climbing a wall, just pick their pocket and be rest assured that they'll stop forming 'Big Guy'.
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Funny Random Things That Only Nigerians Will Understand(ProjectNigeriaUC2017)
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