A group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving relationship with their wives.
The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All the men raised their hands.
Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you love her?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember.
The men were then told to take
their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wives: I love you, sweetheart...
Then the men were told to exchange their phones so one can read the other wife's reply to the love message.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again?
2. That was then, not now.
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you this time.
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today!
9. You this man!! I asked you to stop drinking.
10. Abeg na who be this?
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Funny Random Things That Only Nigerians Will Understand(ProjectNigeriaUC2017)
RandomThis is just a whole book filled with events, jokes and incidents that every Nigerian person and African person will understand. Note: I do not own any of the Jokes or pictures. I have simply compiled them. Thanks
