This joke actually killed me so I had to put it here. Don't laugh alone.
A wife went on holiday leaving the husband behind. The husband got so Hot one day
that he decided to try the maid who had just come from Nsukka village and who seemed clever.
He called the maid to his
bedroom where he had taken off his pants, he pointed to his manhood when the maid arrived.
Husband: Do you know what this is?
Maid: (actin Shy) Yes
Husband: Do you know what its for?
Maid:Yes
Husband: Show me.
The maid immediately dropped to her knees held the item with both hands drew closer and opened her mouth.
The husband was shivering with anticipation . The maid then began,
"My name is Chinasa , I'm 23 years old and I'm from Nsukka. I
want to make a shout-out to my parents, Mr and Mrs Chigozie, my uncle, Broda NnamdI aka' Chop My Money and my aunty,
Mrs Ifeoma, I would also like to tell my boyfriend Johnny that I miss him. Can u play me Ashawo
by Flavour Nabania?"
Then finally says to the man, "Oga, take your microphone I'm
through..."
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Funny Random Things That Only Nigerians Will Understand(ProjectNigeriaUC2017)
RandomThis is just a whole book filled with events, jokes and incidents that every Nigerian person and African person will understand. Note: I do not own any of the Jokes or pictures. I have simply compiled them. Thanks
