Hey guys. Sorry for not updating in a while.... Who am I kidding? More like in a thousand years. Just looking at my Wattpad and lemme tell you.... Na grass just dey grow o 😁 I've been clearing the bush wit cutlass sef. But anyway....
*Let us recite our 36 STATE and CAPITALS in their proper order:*
1. ABIA - Bad roads
2. ANAMBRA - Blood money
3. ADAMAWA - Hunger
4. AKWA-IBOM - Dog meat
5. BAYELSA - Militant
6. BAUCHI- N.Y.S.C. Killers
7. BENUE- Free women
8. BORNO - Boko haram
9. CROSS RIVER - House-maid
10. DELTA - Ogogoro
11. EBONYI - 419ers
12. EDO - Prostitution
13. EKITI - Strong head
14. ENUGU - Runs girls
15. GOMBE -
Meningitis
16. IMO - High bride price
17. JIGAWA - Poor people
18. KADUNA - Herdsmen
19. KATSINA - Abokis
20. KANO - Centre of fanatism
21. KEBBI - Alamajiri
22. KOGI - Withcraft
23. KWARA - Godfatherism
24. LAGOS - Agberos
25. NASSARAWA - Troublesome
26. NIGER - Stingy people
27. OGUN - Juju people
28. ONDO - Owambe
29. OSUN - No salary
30. OYO - Dirty dirty
31. PLATEAU - Crisis zone
32. RIVERS - Cultizm
33. SOKOTO - Hot sun
34. TARABA - Tribal war
35. YOBE - Bomb blast
36. ZAMFARA - Sharia city
F.C.T. - Centre of looting
I know you must be laughing by now, Pls share and put smile on somebody face
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Funny Random Things That Only Nigerians Will Understand(ProjectNigeriaUC2017)
RandomThis is just a whole book filled with events, jokes and incidents that every Nigerian person and African person will understand. Note: I do not own any of the Jokes or pictures. I have simply compiled them. Thanks
