4: Forever, Miss Clumsy (John Pearce/Justice Crew Fanfic)

Chapter 4

* Xander’s POV *

“Whatever you have in mind, don’t do it.” If you thought that ghosts don’t get scared any longer, then I’m gonna be the first one you’ll meet who probably had seen my heartbeat beating right outside of me when I was about to pull some pranks on the little brother, Slade.

“Who are you? Don’t tell me that this guy has ghostly posses surrounding him?” I inquired. The idea seemed possible as the guy always had someone behind him, following his every order so it wasn’t like out of the blue. I had references.

 “The name’s Ryan Sparkes.” Come to think of it, he looks kind of familiar. I think I actually met the guy somewhere when I was travelling around.

Thinking harder, I thought of all the places I went to earlier and then, remembered one disgusting scene I saw in the woods earlier.

“You’re the guy joining the kangaroos mating.” His eyes widen and if we weren’t already dead, I’d say his face paled, mouth dropping on the floor that something had actually caught him.

He stuttered, waving his hands towards me, signaling how I have gotten the wrong idea, but who is he kidding? I saw it with my own eyes, and it had creeped me out that I’d think it actually helped me figuring out how to fly.

“I was just dancing.” He confessed. His eyes were fixated on the ground, his fingers were fidgeting. “I watched this concert last night, and I can’t stop twerking it.”

“So you actually chose to twerk right in the middle of two kangaroos mating?” Weird, weird guy.

“I thought maybe they needed my good looks when making baby kangas.” If anyone has an idea on how to kill someone who’s already dead, please text me. My phone’s signal is actually working best in the clouds, just like how I have gotten the Jailey messages.

“Okay, I watched this video of Lenny Pearce lap dancing to his mate Paulie, and I… kind of liked it.” He admitted as I laughed. One of a kind! “Fine, I loved it okay!”

I nodded, rolling my eyes, forgetting about the whole reason I even came here when I should be out there, visiting Xanity because I kind of miss it.

“Wait, wait, wait… Why are you even here? You stalking my good looks?” I teased as he glared at me.

“No, not at all.” He panicked. “Okay, maybe. Well, I heard you’re John Pearce’s best friend and I was wondering if you could introduce me to Lenny before I leave the world.” He uttered and I became speechless. This guy… is something alright.

“And you think Lenny would like to know you?” I raised my eyebrows at him.

“Yes, he does because I’m fabulous!” He said, flipping his blonde hair. I simply rolled my eyes. “But seriously, I saw you and thought maybe I could have a friend because I’m lonely to wander alone.”

“How did you die anyway?” I was curious to know. At least, let me know about him other than knowing that the guy wanted to jump on Lenny’s bones and eat him alive. Please, I needed nice images than that!

“Well, there was this girl who I really, really thought was sweet because her friends say she was, but then, I was all wrong when she heard about me messing with her friends. She sent me a message telling me that she wanted words with me and I freaked out and hid away. But then I think the girl’s a secret spy and found me. She dragged me by the collar and things got heated up, and no, not in the good, sexy way I had in mind, but she had me to the point I was begging for my life.” Ryan explained, like a scaredy-cat.

“She didn’t even stop even if I bowed down to her feet, kissing her shoes.” He continued.

“So wait, you got beaten by a girl?” Takes one to know one, I laughed, remembering how my biological mother pulled that trigger, which explains the reason I was here. If only she stopped when she had gotten me, and then, perhaps I may have even forgiven her for doing all these things to the important persons in my life.