playboy | joshler ✓

- twelve -

i wanna delete the smut from last chapter i hate it

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Sunlight streamed into the room. The TV was on, channels changing as the viewer tried to find something good to watch. Besides him, a blue-haired boy slept peacefully. The scene seemed almost as if from a movie.

Up until the blue-haired boy stirred. His eyes opened, and he startled at the alien scene around him. Suddenly, he sat up, careful to cover his naked body with the sheets. "Oh, my God!" He shouted, eyes wide. Then he winced, from the pain that came with sitting.

Tyler didn't even flinch, concentrated on finding something to see.

Josh, on the other hand, was on the border of breaking down. Memories came flooding back, stunning Josh. "Oh, my God!" He repeated.

"Good morning," Tyler said.

"Oh, my God!" was Josh's response.

"Sleep well?" Tyler asked. "You no doubt needed the sleep. We had a... tiring night."

"Shut up!" Josh barked at Tyler. "We're going to forget this happened. It didn't happen. I'm in your bed because I... I was sleeping. If anyone asks, that's what happened."

"Regretting it already?" Tyler grinned. "What, was I not good?"

Quite the contrary, Josh remembered everything; and it was amazing. "We're not going to talk about it."

"Why not?" Tyler questioned.

"We're not going to talk about it!" Josh screeched. "I will actually push you off this bed."

"You know, you're the person with the biggest praise kink I've ever met."

Josh's face felt hot, and he smacked Tyler's shoulder. "SHHH!"

Tyler laughed, ducking to avoid any other hits that could be coming his way.

Josh groaned, falling back onto the bed.

The other man chuckled.

Instantly, Josh glared up at him. "Is something funny to you?!"

"You sound so beside yourself with horror, but I very clearly recall you moaning my name last night with gusto."

Josh's face flushed red, and he contemplated shoving Tyler off the bed. "I don't know why I ever agreed to a second date."

"Would you agree to a second round?" Tyler glanced over at Josh and smirked. He set the control down and rolled over, trapping Josh.

"Uh, I-I have p-places to b-be . . . " Josh started to blurt out excuses, but trailed off when Tyler began to kiss his collarbone.

"Whatever needs to be done can wait," Tyler murmured. He made his way up, kissing the side of Josh's neck before heatedly kissing him. Josh seemed to be a drug that Tyler just couldn't get enough of. Josh tangled his fingers in Tyler's hair (a/n: before any of yall say it - "what hair??") and reciprocated, whimpering when he felt Tyler bite slightly on his bottom lip.

Then, Tyler pulled away, grinning. "See? You like me too, Joshy." With that, the brunette slid out of the bed - as naked as the day he was born - and went to take a shower.

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Josh went home before Tyler finished showering, still miffed about how true Tyler's statement was. There was no point in denying it by now. However, Audrey still wasn't due to leave to the airport until two hours and Josh had to come up with a valid excuse as to why he didn't come home last night, so his mind was on more important topics.

He could tell her that he slept over at Jack and Alex's, since they were close friends of Josh's. She'd totally buy into it, and Audrey didn't know Jack or Alex enough to text them to confirm.

Cold, bitter air whipped around Josh as he stepped out of his car into his driveway, the boy tightening his coat around him and hurrying inside.

As soon as he entered the apartment, Audrey appeared and began spitting out questions at him about where he had been and if he knew the time it was and why he hadn't called her.

"Sorry, A. I slept over at Jack and Alex's and forgot to tell you," Josh lied smoothly. If he told her that he'd actually been having sex with her boss, she'd have a stroke.

Audrey scowled, but relaxed. "You should've texted me, idiota."

Josh smiled sheepishly. "Sorry."

The girl only rolled her eyes, going back to her room and do any last-minute packing. Josh went to his own room, and took a shower. He mentally thanked Tyler for not leaving any visible hickeys for Audrey to notice.