playboy | joshler ✓

- thirty four -

my bff moon is currently at a concert, hearing tyler joseph's beautiful voice with their own ears and seeing a shirtless josh dun with their own eyes

and i'm over here, 5-6 hours away, writing about these two men in a relationship that doesn't even exist :)))

if that doesn't make you question yourself i don't know what does man

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Tyler collapsed beside the girl whose name he didn't even know, throwing away the condom. Both panted loudly, sweaty and slightly tired.

"Wow," the girl breathed.

Tyler chuckled, pulling the covers up to his stomach.

"Well, I'd love to stay, but I doubt you're one of those guys," the girl sat up, tying her dyed hair up into a ponytail. Originally, Tyler had been wanting to get somebody as different from Josh as he could get, but Tyler had caught sight of the (dark, not light) blue hair and brown eyes and he was sold.

Tyler watched her grab her bra, and then he blurted out something he usually never said. "No, you can stay."

The girl looked over at him, uncertain. However, she dropped her bra again and laid back down. "Okay," she shrugged and rolled onto her side. She stared at Tyler, and Tyler stared back out of the corner of his eye for a second.

"Tyler, right?" She furrowed her brow.

"Yep."

"I'm Gina," the girl replied. "In case you didn't know."

Tyler smiled politely. "Nice to meet you, Gina."

"Yeah, man, likewise. Thanks for the bang."

Tyler burst out laughing, eyes closing for a second.

Gina grinned, tucking the covers just below her collarbone. "So, I'm guessing you don't have a special someone yet?"

Tyler's laughter faded into a smile, and he shook his head.

"Oh, thank God. I didn't want to deal with the angry wife or girlfriend, dude." Gina said in dramatic relief. "Or boyfriend or husband," she added.

"Nah, there's isn't a wife anymore," Tyler shrugged.

"Is that why you were out at that bar drinking like there was no tomorrow?" Gina raised an eyebrow.

"Hell no. I'm glad that money-sucking leech is gone," Tyler rolled his eyes.

Gina's eyebrows shot up in surprise. "Well, then."

"Sorry." Tyler laughed sheepishly. "I just didn't really like her."

"It's cool. I know how frustrating people can be. My brother's back in town and he went to go find his ex or something. I tried to keep him from leaving, because my brother's freaking crazy, man. He has this obsessive problem." Gina blinked. "I don't know why I told you that. Oh, well. Good thing I'm never seeing you again."

But Tyler was already interested in what Gina was saying. "Obsessive problem?" He echoed.

Gina nodded. "When him and his ex were together, he locked the doors from the outside, so his ex wouldn't go anywhere without him. I wanted to call the cops, but my mom didn't let me. She said it was just that my brother loved his ex a lot, or some twisted crap like that. We got in a big fight over it."

"Where's your brother coming from?" Tyler rolled onto his side as well, staring at Gina.

"Korea. He went there to find some extra good therapist or something like that, because I called the cops a few days later when I found out he almost strangled his ex for talking to some chick. Turns out the chick was his ex's bestfriend. Long story short, the police told him that he'd either get help or go to prison. It's obvious what my brother picked, but when he came back last week, he hadn't changed. Actually, my brother was even more obsessed with finding his ex." Gina answered.

"I feel bad for his ex," Tyler scrunched his face up.

Gina nodded. "Yeah." She was about to say something else before her gaze landed on the clock. "Oh, my God, it's three in the morning. We need to go to sleep."

Tyler looked over his shoulder. "Oh, wow. I hadn't even noticed the time go by."

"Probably cause we were too busy with exercising our reproductive organs."

Tyler busted out laughing again, spluttering in surprise. "I'm glad you took away the bottle from me, I'm pretty sure I'd have choked on the alcohol if I was drinking it."

Gina grinned. "My pleasure, my dude." Then her expression turned serious. "But really, we need to sleep. It's important for the human body."

Tyler rolled his eyes, but got even more comfortable. "Okay. Fine. Good night."

"Good night."

Silence ensued for a good minute.

"When are you gonna pay me?"

"Tomorrow morning."

"You sure?"

"Yeah."

"Okay, just making sure.

"Yeah, okay, go to sleep, Gina."

"Well, I can't go to sleep if you keep talking."

"Gina . . . " Tyler said in warning.

Gina chuckled. "Okay, okay, I'm going to sleep now."