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remember when i said that this fic was close to ending?

haha yeah about that i added like 5-10 (MAYBE even stretching it out to 15-20) chapters so ya

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The next morning, Tyler went into the office thinking that today was going to be better; by better, he meant more relaxed. No more incidents with Josh had happened yesterday, and he was hoping that that meant Josh was done with his game.

Of course, that only meant Josh was barely getting started.

It started right away; Tyler entered his office and noticed the cup of coffee and the note on his desk. For a moment, he thought it was Jenna, since it was signed by 'J', but he knew better.

Tyler approached the cup and the note, and noticed that steam was curling out of the cup, which meant it had been made recently. Tearing the sticky note off his desk, Tyler read the messy script.

Good morning, Mr. Joseph
- J

Tyler frowned and crumpled up the note, throwing it in the trash can by this desk. However, he did pick up the cup and take a sip. It was prepared just how he liked it, with at least 10 little packages of nondairy, french vanilla creamer.

He tilted his head, and shrugged. If this was the type of surprise Josh had today, then he wouldn't mind them at all.

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As it turned out, Josh's next antic was nowhere near as pleasant as the first. It consisted of Tyler finding handcuffs in a drawer, along with a note.

For that kinky room in your apartment floor I keep hearing about.
- J

But that wasn't the worst part.

He was in the middle of a meeting when he found them.

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The third joke was actually not as bad. Well, it was a very dark joke, but it didn't annoy Tyler as much. It was a brand new MK bag, and inside were roses, another note, and a condom.

Give this to Jenna as a 'Congratulations, you're getting divorced from the man that fucked the strange blue-haired guy that seems like an asshole' from me.
- J

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The fourth was probably the least worst. Tyler opened the first drawer on his right, while sitting in his study, and inside was a party invitation. Upon closer inspection, Tyler realized it was the invitation from the party where him and Josh met. Along with it was a bottle of whiskey.

For when your beloved wife asks how we met.
- J

ps. you should probably also tell her how we fucked within a week of meeting

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The fifth made Tyler feel guilty.

It was a picture of Tyler's barely (not even) scratched car.

Man, I'm so glad you didn't call the lawyers on me that night; I would've totally lost the case!!
- J

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The sixth was just a drawing of Tyler. The embarrassing part was that he had been drawn naked.

Finally drew you naked, like you requested on that one date.
- J

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The seventh was a fedora.

For when you feel the need of saying 'I can be a sneaky fellow.'

- J

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The eighth was a hard cover copy of Fifty Shades Of Grey.

That one came with no note.

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The ninth-seventeenth were various condoms hidden all over Tyler's office.

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The eighteenth and nineteenth was the picture of Tyler and Jenna after they got engaged.

Relationship goals!!!
- J

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The twentieth was only a note.

"Don't test me" Mr. Joseph.

- xo

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After the twentieth little joke, Tyler found no more. It seemed like Josh was actually done with being teasing, which Tyler was relieved for. It had been so unbelievable embarrassing finding those handcuffs, or the condoms, or anything really.

Tyler had thrown away all the notes, and had hidden away all the objects - save the MK bag and the roses. Those he did plan on giving to Jenna, to get annoy Josh.

Towards the end of the day, when Tyler was getting ready to head home, he swung by Audrey's office. It was empty, but Tyler didn't mind. Instead, he sent a text.

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Josh's phone buzzed, and he pulled out his phone from his back pocket.

Tyler
my turn ;)

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