"Everything comes too easily to him. He's always attracted by the art he isn't practising, the place he hasn't been, the girl he hasn't met." -Grandmother Janou, An Affair To Remeber"...So what you're saying is," Jessie began, a vague look in her face as we sat in our usual lunch spot which was under one of the only tree's in our school. "Your dad and stepmum had sex."
"Oh god..." Xavier muttered as I cringed.
Eww...
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" I hissed. "That's just..." I cringed again. "That's gross."
"I'm sorry," Jessie replied sheepishly. "It's the first thing I think of when you say someone's pregnant."
"So? You don't just say that to me, that's just eww."
"You know what's worse? She obviously only a couple weeks pregnant. Which means that your dad and stepmum had sex sometime not that long ago, which means they did it in the room next door to yours, while you were in the house. Probably sleeping. I'm surprised actually... You'd think you would've heard something-"
"Jessie just shut up!" Xavier snapped as I closed my eyes and cringed. "You don't hear Tellie talking about your dad and his girlfriends sex life."
Jessie shrugged. "I wouldn't care if she did. Besides, it's not like Tellie hasn't gone on Instagram and been on hashtag sex with Louis be like."
"What the fuck?" I exclaimed still wincing. "Why would you assume I did that?"
"I don't know, I have."
Oh my god. This just got gross...
"Why the hell would you do that?" I managed. "That's disgusting-dude you're talking about my dad."
"It's not my fault god made your dad hot..." Jessie mumbled.
Someone kill me.
"Your-that's-just shut up. I'm gonna vomit if you keep saying this stuff." I hissed.
"I can't help it. I'm inappropriate. Deal with it." Jessie smirked.
"You never used to be inappropriate..." Xavier muttered as I drew my knees up and buried my head. Maybe telling Jessie was a bad idea... I actually expected she'd say something other then the fact dad and El had...that stuff...
"Yeah well, now I know you're gay." Jessie shot back. "So I can be inappropriate."
"This is far from inappropriate..." I muttered. "It's completely disgusting."
"Oh come on-"
"Not the best choice of words..." Xavier cut in. I swear to god these two are the most dirty minded people in the whole world...
"Shut up." Jessie snapped. "Now as I was saying, Teej, how do you think we got here? Every body's parents had sex."
"Unless," Xavier countered. "They had that thing where the babies implanted-"
"New topic." I cut in. "I'm kinda grossed out here..."
"Of course you are," Jessie beamed. "We were just talking about-"
"Talk about something new." I cut in as I looked up from my knee's. "Please."
"Fine." Jessie caved. "Ever read that dirty stuff on wattpad?" She asked, me and Xavier groaning and getting to our feet in response.
"What?" Jessie called as we began walking away. "It's a natural part of life!"
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After going through a geography exam, I was dulled by the reminder my next class was PE Theory. And that just sickened me-nearly as much as what Jessie had said...
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