The Haunted ships and one-shots!

Drake x Derpy Enderman

I came up with this the other night, and I have no idea how. Honestly, I love this little crack ship! Derpy Enderman needs love too <3! And incase some don't remember Derpy Enderman was from episode nine The Hunt.
This is also sort of to apologize for not getting Rebellion out. These past two weeks I haven't really been feeling my best, along with a ton of homework so I haven't gotten to write much.
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The trio walked across the gravel path on the dark forest, night falling upon them. The stars glimmered up in the dark void of the sky, with trees blocking most of the sight above. Drake rubbed his cold arms, shivering as he watched his breath rise before his eyes in a mist. Stupid winter... At least it wasn't snowing, but it did appear that it would begin raining very soon.
His head turned, gazing at his two friends trailing behind himself. Mia was telling them of the things she had done in their three months of departure, finishing the story of why her hair was cut so short now. Drake growled as she spoke of the bandits and how they grabbed her by the hair, forcing her to chop most of it off. How could anyone do that to a lady? Only sick, greedy b*****ds. Thinking about it made his blood run cold with hate.

  "If I were there Mia, I never would have allowed that to happen to you!" Drake said, repressing the anger he felt towards the men.

Grayson commented. "Me too. I wish we could have been there to help you."

The elf looked down at the ground, shrugging it off. "It's alright. It's kinda nice not having to deal with long hair. No brushing, or having it get in my face or mouth, or getting stuck in anything."

Drake shrugged. "I suppose. At least they didn't hurt you. That's all that matters."

Mia giggled and smiled, shivering in her new dark green tunic. "Yeah."

She tilted her head as she stopped in her tracks, squinting at the sight of a strange figure up ahead. It was tall and had a pinkish purple hue to it. There was slight purple glow to it's eyes and the small particles that floated around it.

  "What's that?" She finally asked.

The boy's stopped and looked up ahead, spotting the strange creature. Drake took a step forward, tilting his head as he sensed it's strange, yet familiar life force. They all grabbed hold of the handles to their swords, preparing to fight the creature off if it turned out to be hostile. Drake's tensed body relaxed only slightly, surprised when he remembered why it's life force was familiar to him.

  "It's that weird Enderman. Remember, that weird one we saw on the mountains three months ago?"

Grayson released his blade. "Oh yeah! How'd it get all the way out here? Oh, I want to see it run! That was freaking hilarious!"

Drake gave out a weak laugh like he usually did, closing his mismatched eyes as he did so. He turned his head as he opened his eyes. His back straightened as he watched the Enderman move, it's long arms flailing wildly in the air as it approached. Grayson bit his lip as he tried not to laugh, his face growing red as he tried to hold it in. Finally he had to let it out, laughing hysterically at the Enderman's waving arms and it's strange eyes that looked in opposite directions. His laughter was joined with Mia's, both of them falling to their knees as their limbs began to feel weak and stomachs began to hurt.
It approached the hybrid, cooing and tilting it's head as it stared Drake down. It was somewhat awkward. The creatures right eye kept looking to the right, when the left kept looking to the left. Drake did not really know what to think, assuming that the poor thing underwent some sort of mutation. Around here in the badlands, that assumption was not unlikely.
Luckily he was even able to look it in the eye, considering that he was part Enderman. Usually Enderman were set off by being stared at, but his Ender side allowed him to do so without provoking them. Drake focused on it's aura, a strange feeling considering that he had never been so close to an Enderman like this.