The Haunted ships and one-shots!

Another completely normal day in an average Minecraft office

Something short and random that I wanted to write for Mia's birthday. Happy birthday! Hope you all enjoy! :D
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"Mia! You got to help! The Peruvian demon hamster escaped!"

Armen continued. "It jumped through the window but now we think it's back in the vents for reveeeenge!"

"Nooooo! You idiots! Leave it to the woman to solve the men's mistakes."

All four of them, consisting of Mia, Grayson, Armen, and Drake, jumped at the sound of creaking metal in the ceiling. The men all loaded their guns, Mia pouting and complained that she had nothing to defend herself with. Drake smiled and assured her that there was a brand new, fully loaded grenade launcher in her desk. After all, what was an average Minecraft office if every employee wasn't armed to the teeth?

Mia opened the drawer beneath her desk, practically drooling to hold such a weapon in her grip. How did such a massive weapon even fit in there?! "Thanks boss!" She whispered.

As the sound from the vents above moved into the next room, the four followed suit, listening closely. Drake suddenly yelled out and opened fire, the hamster scurrying across the room to get back to the open vent. Armen and Grayson followed suit, leaving bullet holes scattered across the floor, walls, and even the ceiling. Mia had no chance to fire before the ball of demonic fluff vanished once again into the vents.

"Noooo! It got awwwwaaaay!" Their boss growled with his exaggerated tone.

Mia whispered, asking how the demon even got out of it's cage. She was met with silence for a moment, Grayson and Armen giving each other nervous glances while Drake glared at the two male employees who had caused this entire fiasco. Grayson avoided eye contact as Mia's lime green eyes darted towards him, Armen doing the same once their gazes met as well.

The raven haired whistled before the emerald eyes sighed and answered with shame. "We let it out..."

"You whaaaat? Do you understand what you've done?!"

Grayson pouted while Armen let out a tearless cry, dramatically let his head fall back with a loud whine. The female rolled her eyes, all turning back to their boss as he placed a finger against his lips, warning them to be quiet. They all shut up, listening as the noises in the vents grew loader. Drake pointed their direction towards the break room, the four lining up along the wall. Amen closed his eyes, taking in a whiff of the sweet scent of sugar and coffee consuming the aroma of the air. His mouth salivated, stomach growling. The same could be said for Grayson.

"I could really go for some cookies and a donut!" Grayson commented.

Mia rolled her eyes and snapped back. "You're too chubby for sugar!"

Both looked away, once again shamefully. Drake once again had to shush them before turning to the door, reaching cautiously to take the doorknob. He counted to three before twisting the knob and pushing the door open, allowing it to swing and slam into the wall. The four burst into the room, each aiming their weapons at a mass of red on the far side of the room. Upon entry, they were met with the form of the Peruvian demon hamster itself, now in it's demon form.
The demon stared at them with it's fiery eyes, a donut between its sharp claws and crumbs with sprinkles covering its jagged lips. It's forked tongue flicked out, liking the sweet delight from it's face.
They were all lost in an intense stare, both sides waiting for the other to make a move. A minute had passed with nothing but blank, anxious staring. The mortals finally cocked their weapons and aimed, all snapping out of their staring contest. Before they could open fire, the demon let out an unholy screech that rattled the entire floor. Their ears rung and bodies froze up, but before the demon could lunge, Mia pulled the trigger to her grenade launcher, sending out a pinless ball of green that immediately exploded upon impact with the unholy monster.
Once the smoke cleared and the building lessened in its trembling, the mortals looked up to witness the calamity left in their wake. Almost the entire wall in front of them was destroyed, including the floor which now allowed them to gaze into the office cubicles below. Emmit gazed up at the four from below, taking in a deep breath and turning it into a long sigh.

"Really guys? Again?"

Armen smiled. "What? It's just a completely normal day in an average Minecraft office."

Emmit stared for a few more seconds before slamming his head into his keyboard, the letter "g" filling up his computer screen. Drake offered for them to go down to their secondary break room to get more donuts that were not burned all to a crisp from grenade explosion. They all cheered, following to get some well deserved snacks.
Once out of sight, the Peruvian demon hamster crawled out from the box of donuts, it's nose and whiskers twitching with small, beady blood red eyes filled with raging bloodlust.