31 Days Of Hell {Sequel Discontinued}

~Chapter Three~ Some Quality Weirdness

Day 3
*Hinata's POV*

Well....

That was easy.

It's still a little baffling that someone would suddenly agree to go somewhere for a month with pretty much strangers. Don't try to deny me that because, let's be real here, they know nothing about us. And vice versa.

But still, they must be more idiotic than I had originally thought.

"Where are we going for vacation again?" Tenten asks from her bed, whilst sharpening her set of knives.

"Hawaii, how could you forget? Remember, I kinda sorta own a beach house there....ring any bells?" Ino rolls her eyes.

"There'll be neighbors too right?" Sakura asks with a straw in her mouth.

"Yes, Ino didn't you say there's two other houses on the beach as well?"

"Indeed my clear speaking friend, I think I met one of them once, he was cute." She sighs.

"I bet it was one sided, Ino pig." Sakura retorts.

"Hey billboard brow! At least we got to know each other, even if it was one sided I have a trusted and beautiful man I can call an acquaintance." She sighs dreamily...again.

"What about Shikamaru?" Tenten chimes in.

"That lazy ass pineapple doesn't fit into any of the categories of trusted, beautiful, nor acquaintance." The blond coldly replies.

"Can we just go to sleep now? I'm exhausted." I quietly ask, shrugging myself further into my bedsheets.

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Day 3
•Shikamaru's POV•

"Can we just go to sleep now? I'm exhausted." I ask loudly, throwing a stuffed pineapple at Naruto's head.

"NO!" The blond shouts.

"You're always tired, even when you're not exhausted." Neji says pointedly.

"Hn."

"Fine. Don't sleep. Don't let your bodies have the rest it deserves from putting up with your idiotic tendencies for an entire day." I glare at the ceiling.

"Shikamaru?" Neji says.

"What?"

"Shut up."

I hate everything.

"Hey guys!" Naruto shouts. "Are you excited for our trip?"

"It's very sudden and strange that we are meeting our old acquaintances again under such circumstances but I do believe that going with them over the duration of a month will improve our relationships with them." Neji replies.

"Hey Webster Dictionary?" I ask Neji.

"Yes?"

"Shut up."

After all these years you'd think I would've found different friends by now.

That's something that can only be accomplished in my dreams.

"I'm simpler terms, or ones that Naruto can understand, us with them is good." I speak slowly.

"Gucci."

"Sasuke shut the hell up if you're going to speak, since it's ever so rare, at least say something that won't make me want to slap you into another dimension." Neji glares up from his book.

"You're saltier than the Atlantic Ocean..."

"Saltier than my ramen..."

"Children get in bed before I count to three or else I'm getting out kunai." Neji smiles creepily.

"YES MOM!"

"DID I RAISE YOU LIKE THIS?"

"SORRY, GOODNIGHT MOTHER SLEEP WELL!"

"Better appreciate my damn labor, rotten little..." Neji mutters as the lights go out.

I need a new mom.

"I HEARD THAT YOUR UNGRATEFUL FRUIT!"

Someone please adopt me.

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I wrote this at midnight. Filled chapter. Really random, more stuff actually happens next chapter. Aka the first skinship moments as well a ******** moment.

No that is not a curse word. That is me censoring out a spoiler I was gonna say but decided not to.

Do you even know me.

Does it look like I censor curse words?

Peace,
~Fairy

P.S I scrapped Wishful Thinking, sorry if you liked the prologue chapter, the idea was good, but it wasn't clicking with me. And if it doesn't click then I can't write quality work and you deserve only the best I can offer. If you wanna use the idea by all means go ahead.

(Credit me unless you want Satan after you tho)

k bye for real now,
~Fairy