The Teacher // Josh Dun

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this chapter is super crappy js

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"You're pregnant, aren't you?"

"What?" Devon pushed him.

"You're pregnant!" Tyler whisper-yelled.

"What are you talking about?" Devon scoffed.

"You're getting all moody and chubby and you-"

"Did you just call me fat?!" She furrowed her brows at him.

"You're proving my point right now." Tyler pointed out.

"What would you even know about being pregnant?" Devon asked. "You don't have a uterus."

"Jenna is friends with everybody," he explained. "Which means a lot of girls and a lot of uteruses and a lot of baby showers."

Devon just stared at him, not able to understand how he knew what he did.

"You're growing out of your clothes and you won't drink coffee. You always drink coffee," he kept on. "Don't think I didn't see you dump those brownies into your bag."

"That just proves that I might be on my period." Devon shrugged.

"You're avoiding my question." Tyler replied.

"What question?" Devon argued.

"Are you pregnant?" Tyler repeated his question.

Devon didn't answer. Instead, she only sighed. "You're being a pain in the ass right now. I just have to pee."

"You avoided it," Tyler stated. "You're avoiding the question."

"Shut up," Devon crossed her arms. "Just let me go to the bathroom." She tried to push past him.

"So I have to tell Josh?" Tyler threatened.

Devon gave him a look as if he had betrayed her. This time, she pushed him against the wall by the collars of his jacket. "Don't mess with a pregnant lady."

"So it's true." Tyler nodded.

"How do you know and Josh doesn't?"

"Josh is oblivious to everything," Tyler replied. "You could probably lose a leg and he wouldn't notice until you start hemming your pants."

Devon released him, slowly backing away. "How in the world is he so stupid?"

"I've been asking myself that same question since the day I met him." Tyler nodded.

Devon folded her arms over her chest and bit the inside of her cheek. "Could you like, not tell anybody?"

"Of course I won't tell," he assured her. "But you're on your own when the board finds out about you're little growing situation."

"If you tell anybody," Devon began. "I will make sure that you will never see the light of day again."

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"Do you want me to come home with you or pick you up tomorrow?" Josh asked as he pushed Devon's hips against the wall. They were hiding out in the break room.

"I don't really like it when it's only me in my cold bed." Devon replied.

Josh chuckled lightly and placed a quick kiss on her cheek. "I'll sleep over."

"Good," Devon grabbed his collars. "I really hate being alone in the house."

"Maybe you should get an apartment." Josh suggested.