99 - really, Lucifer?

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"I'm so happy about this," he said, pressing his lips against mine. "More children. You, carrying our kids."

"I'm still going to get really fat."

"I don't care, you're perfect to me. Besides, I like when you're pregnant because you get really horny. That just turns me on even more."

"Really, Lucifer? For real?" I asked, rolling my eyes. He smirked at me.

"Obviously."

"Are you turned on now?" He cupped my behind and pushed me up against him. "I think you are," I murmur, "aren't you?"

"Damn right I am, bunny. For you and only you." Just as we were about to kiss, we heard Damon crying. "Dammit, that kid really likes to ruin the moment. And now I have a boner."

"I think it's best I go and see him. Don't want you scarring him with your tiny dick."

"Tiny? Baby, you know it's huge."

"Keep dreaming, Lucifer," I grin, kissing him on the cheek and running off to see what Damon wanted.

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