97 - magic dick?

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When Lucifer said we could have more children, I didn't expect it to happen so soon! I was sitting on the edge of the bathtub just staring at the pregnancy test. Positive. I was pregnant, again.

Although this time, I'm more confident that Lucifer won't react the way he did. There's no way we could possibly have another break over me being pregnant. Right?

"Lucifer?"

"Yes, bunny?"

"Uh, yeah, I'm pregnant again."

"Really?" He had a smile on his face so I knew this time, he was definitely not going to freak out.

"Um, yeah," I said, waving the pregnancy test around. "I'm pretty positive."

"Wow, very punny. But seriously, I must have a magic dick or something."

"Lucifer, really? A magic dick?" I looked at him with disbelief and shook my head. "You're lucky I love you, because you are really weird."

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