Flying Away || Poetry

Just No.

When I'm texting one of my friends (a girl) and I smile and my parents see...

Me: *Smiles at something Mars texted me, then typing a response*

My parents: Who are you texting? Why did you smile? Was it a boy? Do we know him? Are you dating him? Is he from school? Is he a criminal? Where is he? Who is he with? What is he doing? Is he doing something bad? Why didn't you tell us you were dating a criminal? Are you even allowed to be dating? Is he getting you a gift? Why is he getting you a gift? Why is he even dating you?

Me: Geez! It was just Amarah! And thanks, I really feel insulted right now.... *Drops phone into meat grinder/blender/sink disposal and walks away slowly....