It's not my appendix. It's not a gall stone. It's my lymph nodes swelling in response to a viral infection in my gut. I need to eat very lightly, drink lots of clear fluids, and get rest. Piece of cake. No surgery, no antibiotics, nothing except my downloaded cache of Markiplier videos. Gotta love YouTubers for helping with sickness. In fact, I watched a lot of YouTube when I was sick. Always when I felt terrible. It is true, you know. Laughter is the best medicine, and YouTube is the greatest doctor in the world to prescribe it. I've always wondered, do other people watch YouTube when their sick? Or do I not have any life. Please, somebody, tell me in the comments below. What do you do for fun when your sick? I watch downloaded videos I can't normally watch at school. If you could, would you please talk to me? I always look for comments. In fact, I'm a huge advocate for artist-audience interactions/connections. That's why I love making YouTube videos on my channel. I love that I can really reach out and make people smile. I curse a lot, but that's normally what I talk like anyways. Anyways, if you guys like my writing, please, show me some love and vote, comment, and follow for more. Also, if you haven't, check out my social media feeds:
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Anyways, I've ranted enough. I'm gonna hit the shower and finish watching Markiplier's FNAF: Sister Location videos and probably sit up until the sun rises. Peace out guys. Love ya! 😜
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Some Things Never Change: A Book Dedicated to Absolutely Nothing At All
De TodoA book dedicated to thoughts, poems, stories, questions, answers, recipes. All sorts of fuckery happening up in here. Also, ignore my very ambiguous and sarcastic title. I do have a very cynical and often bitter sense of humor. Anyways, there are st...
