Some more things to say? Just shut up and entertain us, you worthless, pitiful, filthy swine. You pus-ridden, diseased, sniveling gobshite. Be silent and laugh, clown, laugh! Honestly, I always say this, "this book is dedicated to nothing in particular", ergo I can write pretty much whatever I fucking please. I am the writer, not the actor or reader. I AM THE CREATOR! (No, not Tyler The Creator. Silly goose! 😆) But on a more serious note, I'm stressed. Ok, I woke up today, after moving my grandmother out of one house, into another, or rather from a shitty trailer to a nicer trailer. I woke up today at 6:30 in the morning, and freaked out. I got dressed in under 2 minutes, ran downstairs and started really freaking out, probably making my family doubt my sanity, and almost ran outside, when my mother asks me, "What the hell are you doing? Why are you dressed for school on a Sunday?" I almost collapsed on the spot. I shrugged, threw all my shit on the couch, and went back to my room, and back to bed. I woke up later at 10:30, forgot what time it was, and checked the time on my IPad. My eyes were dicking with me, because it was 10:30, but my stupid FUCKING brain decided it was 1:30 in the afternoon. Another brain flip in the same day. How convenient! So, I spent today all alone, bored, tired, making some GarageBand songs, wondering what I'm doing with my life. Now I know: I'm constantly sending love, hate, laughter, and kittens to every single person whose followed the story of my life for the last 4 years. Pretty fuckin sweet, huh? Not really. It's like getting caught by a traveling bus full of serial-murdering, pill-popping, acid-tripping, grandma-beating freaks with tap-dancing fetishes, and being forced to River-Dance all day, and get cattle prodded in the ass when I stop. Pretty much my life. It's great......
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Some Things Never Change: A Book Dedicated to Absolutely Nothing At All
De TodoA book dedicated to thoughts, poems, stories, questions, answers, recipes. All sorts of fuckery happening up in here. Also, ignore my very ambiguous and sarcastic title. I do have a very cynical and often bitter sense of humor. Anyways, there are st...
