Dio: Ha! You thought it was going to be boozle, but it was I Dio! So listen closely you peasant...
I'll be the first oneshot you'll read.
Me : Actually ya won't. It's most likely going to be Johnathan.
Dio: if I say I'm going to be first than I will.
Me: HA! Ha I say. I laugh at your attempts! HA!
Dio: Do you wish to challenge me?
Me: Oh... well then. Um, how do I respond to that? Um...HELL YEAH I WISH! I WISH YOU WOULD SWING AT ME! COME ON BRO, TRY ME BITCH! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU! I HOPE THE F*CK YOU DO! YOU GON' BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH! I'LL TEAR YOU DOWN!
Johnathan: Uh... boozle...i think you need to calm down just a bit.
Josuke: Yeah just chill a tad bit.
Me: Nah I'm good! I'm just getting my anger out at this stupid mutha f*ucka over here!
Dio: Call me a despicable name one more time and I will...
Me: (at this point I'm waving my finger and hand) YOU'LL WHAT?! YOU'LL DO WHAT?! I'll tell ya... You ain't gon' do sh*****t. You ain't gooooon' doooooo sh*****t!
Joseph: Woah, savage.
Jotaro: Yare yare daze.
Dio: I am a God you feeble minded hu... !
Me: MUDA!
Dio: ...did you just...?
Me: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!! Now Dio, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY INTRODUCTION BEFORE I ORA ORA ORA YO UGLY ASS UP, AND DISINTEGRATE YOU A 5TH TIME!!!!
Jojos: ...damn...
----------Dio exits the scene----------
I'm sorry y'all had to witness that. I just can not stand him. (pun not intended) He think he fab, but he not. So if you already guessed, I'm using the first 4 chapters/ parts of Jojo. That includes the Jojo's and the other characters present in their time. Feel free to request and give scenarios. I hope you enjoy the bizarre stories! (pun intended this time)
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Jojo's Bizarre Oneshots
FanficThis is a book about oneshots with you in the wonderful world of JJBA. Jojo is in my top 3 animes that I ABSOLUTELY LOVE!!!!!! So enjoy, the stories!!! Now introducing Part 5!!! Now it's parts 1-5.
