Delilah-Shawn I have an important question that needs an answer
Cheese ball-oh shoot okay ask away
Delilah-should I get Taco Bell or Chipotle
Delilah-it's like choosing between your kids
Cheese ball-you did not just make me stop working to ask me that
Delilah- well I did and I need an answer right now cause I'm in the car and I don't know which one I'm craving more...e.coli or herpes
Cheese ball-Jesus Delilah
Delilah-you mean cheesus Delilah ;-)
Cheese ball-is my name cheese ball again...
Cheese ball-yup you deserve the e.coli go to chipotle
Delilah-just because you said that I'm going to go eat plastic at McDonald's so hah suck it
Cheese ball-you are so cute Delilah
//
A fun chap cause last one was dark
![](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/98244991-288-k904693.jpg)
YOU ARE READING
Texts | Shawn Mendes
Fanfiction(273)6728927-A is this your new number (925)7239927-no but you just charged me $10 for international texting * s.m [short binge worthy story] book 1:complete book 2:complete (you can skip this one it's full of drama and empty plots) book 3: discont...