Shawn my lawn-you must be a banana
Delilah-what
Shawn my lawn-cause I find you a peeling
Delilah-I see what you're doing I wanna join!
Shawn my lawn-if girls were boogers I'd pick you first
Delilah-are your legs made from Nutella?
Delilah-cause id like to spread them
Shawn my lawn-I'm so good at algebra
Shawn my lawn-Cause I could take your x and you wouldn't even know y
Delilah-I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me
Shawn my lawn-your lips look lonely
Shawn my lawn-how about you meet mine
Delilah-are you butt dialing?
Delilah-because that ass is calling me
Shawn my lawn-theres something wrong with your phone
Shawn my lawn-it doesn't have my number in it
Delilah-well actually it does
Shawn my lawn-you ruined it Delilah
Delilah-I mean you ruined it when you said that stupid pick up line
Shawn my lawn-it wasn't stupid it was clever
Shawn my lawn-google works internationally
Delilah-google is incredibly reliable 10/10
Delilah-what time is it for you bubs I don't wanna keep you up too late
Shawn my lawn-that's what she said ;)
Shawn my lawn-only 1am I have a flight in a bit
Delilah-not to you
Delilah-are you coming back home?
Shawn my lawn-yeah i get two months off before we start the European tour
Shawn my lawn-I get to see my family after a long time I'm really excited
Delilah-I love how you said we It made me all sappy and I'm so happy for you Shawn!
Shawn my lawn-pickup lines to Delilah roasting me to Delilah being sweet
Shawn my lawn-what a day
Delilah-what a freaking life
Shawn my lawn-incredibly true
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