Shawns-I have a joke okay okay
Delilah-well tell me it then
Shawns-okay so, knock knock
Delilah-whose there?
Shawns-hoo
Delilah- who who?
Shawns-looks it's an owl!
Delilah-...
Delilah-Shawn honey I don't think you said that right...
Shawns-not even a pity laugh?
Delilah-ha ha ha ha ha
Shawns-that's all I wanted :)
Delilah-you're perfect
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Filler for what's about to happen
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Fanfiction(273)6728927-A is this your new number (925)7239927-no but you just charged me $10 for international texting * s.m [short binge worthy story] book 1:complete book 2:complete (you can skip this one it's full of drama and empty plots) book 3: discont...