5 Seconds of Summer One-Shots

Mr. Right - Malum (ft. Lashton)

Lashton forces Malum out on a double date (I accidentally put fate the first time), but they despise each other.

idk I just really like malum making out

Title from Mr. Right by A Rocket to the Moon bc it's gr9

-

"Get out of my life."

"I was here first, you dimwit."

"Your mom was here first."

"You're such a dick."

"You like dick."

"So do you."

"... Touché."

Luke slaps the back of Michael's head, telling him to shut up.

"Your arguing is so annoying," Ashton pipes in from beside Luke.

They're riding in Luke's mum's van, trying to go on a nice "double date" as Ashton called it, but Calum and Michael couldn't be sitting farther apart. Luke swears Calum's about to break through the window from how hard he's pushing himself up against it.

"He's being a jerk," Calum snarls, but keeps his eyes locked outside the window. What do you expect me to do?"

"Not be a jerk back?" Ashton asks hopefully.

"Calum doesn't work that way," Michael says accusingly. "He's a dick to me everywhere we go, and I don't know if he really hates me, or if he's just really fucking jealous."

"And what the hell," Calum starts, spinning around to end up right in Michael's face, "would I be jealous of you for?"

Michael laughs humorlessly. "Maybe because Luke and Ashton like me more, or that I'm actually talented."

Luke shoots up from his defeated slouched position, "Do not bring us into this. This is your fight that you need to work out. You're both our best friends and equally talented for a reason, so get over yourselves."

Calum and Michael stare at each other for a little while longer before Calum's shaking his head and wrenching back into his place by the window.

Michael was so damn close to Calum's face. It's not like he could tell Calum his breath smelled, because it really didn't. But then again, he's lied so many times while insulting Calum that one more wouldn't hurt.

"Your breath smells nice."

"What the fuck."

-

They end up at an old timey Italian restaurant and sit down at a booth, Luke and Ashton of course taking one side so Michael and Calum are forced to sit next to each other on the other side. When Michael refused to sit on the outside, Calum was about to protest, but Luke quickly shut him down with a glare, so Calum just grumbled and slid in the seat. He would so get back at him later.

They sat just as they did in the van: as far apart as space would allow.

After they order their drinks and their food, Luke and Ashton decide they have to use the restroom. They're giggling as they stand up, stumbling toward the bathroom, leaving a wide-eyed Michael and an annoyed Calum.

"They're not gonna..."

"Yeah, they sure are."

"Well, fuck."

"Sounds about right."

Michael nudges him with his elbow before he's even thinking about it, because, hey, that was funny, and when he realizes just what he did, he turns to make an informal apology/insult, but Calum's grabbing his elbow and yanking it towards him before Michael can speak.

Calum is red in Michael's face, and he doesn't really know what he's doing, until...

They're kissing and they're both frozen still but their lips are sealed and Michael kinda loves it. Calum is warm and soft, and as soon as Calum is pulling him closer, Michael's climbing into his lap as best as he can in the booth, his back hitting the table uncomfortably.

Now Michael understands the weirdness he feels around Calum, like when they were face to face in the car, or when he accidentally complimented him on his breath (who does that?), or when they're just being decently kind to each other.

Michael realizes now. It was an act. All of it was an act, and maybe somewhere he kinda did hate Calum, but that's because he knew he'd never have him.

But now he has him and he doesn't know what to do with himself.

"Kiss me, you dork," Calum mumbles, running his hands down to Michael's ass.

Michael gasps and kisses Calum back hard as best as possible. Now that he knows this is serious, he makes sure to use his best kissing skills (but not all of them in case this happens again in the future).

Calum almost moans, but they must have been making out for a while, because Luke and Ashton are stumbling back to the table with ruined hair and Luke's buttons messed up on his shirt.

Michael quickly slides off of Calum's lap, both breathing heavily with very red faces, but the brunette quickly wraps an arm around his waist. He's not ashamed and that makes Michael feel happy.

Ashton has his mouth wide open, but Luke is smirking. This was bound to happen and he totally called it.

As Luke slides into the booth, he winks at Calum and Michael, "The bathroom's all yours, boys."