5 Seconds of Summer One-Shots

FIVE FUCKING SAUCE

THESE DICKS

summary: so as you all probably know, yesterday was 5sos' 5th birthday and for fucking real i'm proud of their music and how they have been growing, especially in the past month (fUCKING ASHTON AND MICHAEL'S INSTAGRAMS HAVE KILLED ME I LOVE THEM)

but i've gathered you all here today on this fine fucking book to talk about some shit

1. ashton is my child

okay so the stuff he's been posting on instagram have fucked me up. i have connected with ashton on a spiritual level for like the past month. he's growing so much and taking time to discover himself and i absolutely love that. he mentioned that he was taking time off twitter so he could think his own thoughts and literally i have been struggling with that for a while now. i've noticed that reading fanfiction and staying on instagram all the time had been clouding my mind more than it should, also one reason i deleted my instagram account (does not mean i'm going to stop reading or writing fanfiction lol). point is: everything he's been doing to find himself and be true to himself allows me such a feeling of happiness and idek

2. michael's fucking birthday

okay so i never posted for his birthday (i'm really bad with keeping up with birthdays i'm sorry), but the pictures of them at the beach alksdjf;oakejoifi. i ain't even gon' speak 'bout the others, nope. this is literally the second time i've seen michael shirtless and the first time i've seen him shirtless in public like that. he's less insecure about his body and he's giving me chest pains. aLSO, , , the picture of the bathroom sign just fucked me up in a very good fucking way. that is the first i ever have personally heard or remembered them talking about anything specific about the lgbt community and i don't want to jump to any conclusions or put any labels, but it reassures me i guess. go michael.

3. dAN AND FUCKING PHIL

okay unrelated to 5sos but PINOF FUCKING 8 I JUST ANF:GKE

DAN IS SO HAPPY AND PHIL JUST WANTS DAN TO BE HAPPY AND AT THE BONCAS AND HNHNHNHGGNFN

moving on

4. This is Everything We Ever Said

fucking listening to the ash demo of slsp rn fight me (just kidding, i love you, dance with me)

i literally bought like three of the albums; it was too tempting

i'm listening to try hard and remembering the time luke interrupted calum at one of their concerts and calum couldn't remember any of the lyrics after that i'M SIGHING

i need to stop... i have geometry homework.

geometry gives me a fucking headache, i want someone to cuddle with

okay but i actually want someone to not only cuddle, but to like dance stupidly in the kitchen with like the oven mits on our feet like wtf am i doing

anyway, i'm writing christmas one-shots for y'all (no promises they'll all be up by christmas)

i'm not even editing this bye

. peace .

- j x