"Dude. CALM is Better" - CALM (ot4 group chat)

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Guys idek wtf this is but I'm publishing it so my friend can read it

I would say enjoy but really is that even possible with this

I mean

I don't even have a song for this chapter...

Just go listen to My Chemical Romance...

Here's a song to start y'all off:

I'm Not Okay (I Promise)

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Luke: guys

Luke: guys guess what

Luke: I just realized something

Mike: shut up Luke

Cal: Luke where r u

Ash: yes Lucas?

Mike: guys don't encourage him

Luke: :-(

Cal: wait I'm curious

Luke: I kind of got stuck in a tube at macca's with Ash but he was smol enough to crawl out (his butt looked pretty gr8) and now they're tryna get me out

Luke: bUT THAt's NoT tHE PoiNT !

Ash: LuCaSs

Cal: why tf were you in the tubes, you know you're too tall and broad

Mike: Jesus Lucas

Cal: y'know what? That's none of my business

Luke: guyyys lemme just tell you this one thing

Ash: let the boy talk!

Cal: fine daddy

Ash: *sigh* i'm not even gonna

Luke: *gasp* ooh he just went there

Mike: daddy Ash is mad

Luke: guys Ash's face is bright red

Mike: oh, so they got your long ass noodle self outta the tubes?

Cal: aww is Ashy embarrassed

Mike: lmao no he's prolly turned on ;)

Ash: miCHAEL YOU HAVE NO FILTER I S2G

Cal: Be home soon babe ;)

Luke: EW MY INNOCENT, HOLY, PURE EYES

Luke: ohMYGOD HE'S ACTUALLY LEAVING ME

Luke: ASH YOU ASS

Mike: Lucas the Forever Virgin

Luke: stfu

Luke: ANYWAY

Luke: can I say the thing I was gonna say ? I mean I guess it's not that cool...

Ash: yes luke, go ahead

Cal: I'm sure it is :)

Luke: well if you put our initials together it reads 'CLAM'

Cal: aww clams are so adorable

Ash: how tf can clams be "adorable"

Ash: but that's wonderful Lukey

Luke: thanks guys :-)

Mike: dude

Mike: CALM is better

Cal: o shit

Ash: apologize boi

*Ash has left conversation*

Cal: you fucked up

*Cal has left conversation*

Mike: fuck

Luke: told you it wasn't that cool anyway

Mike: fuck Luke I'm sorry

Mike: nah, it was cool

Mike: yanno I was just teasing right?

Luke: it's cool Mike :)

Mike: you didn't do the nose

Mike: I'm picking you up, which macca's you at?

Luke: already home w the boys

Mike: we're gonna cuddle and I'm bringing ice cream

Luke: I love you Mikey

Mike: I love you too, Lukey

Mike: Now go build us a fort and I'll get the other two to get pizza and chocolate milk

Luke: you're the best

Luke: :-)

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I like dis ^

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I like dis ^

(: peace :)

- j x

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