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Chapter 30: Side Effects

Your stomach heaved when you walked into the kitchen, the smell of food making you want to retch. 'What is this? Why do I- Oh gosh.' You turned and ran out, ignoring Sanji's call. Staggering onto the deck, you took in great lungfuls of air, thankful that the nausea was dying down.

"Are you alright?"

You turned toward Robin and nodded. "Fine... Fine. Just the smell of food made me feel sick for some reason..."

Robin nodded. "Yeah, you'll have that. Side effect, ya know?"

"Stupid 'side effects'..." You grumbled.

"(Y/N)-CHWAAAN!!!" Sanji hovered over your shoulder. "Are you alright, (Y/N)-chwan?"

You waved him off. "Fine, fine, just a side effect of pregnancy."

Luffy walked up in time to hear you. "What is?"

"Hmm? Oh, whatever Sanji was making made me feel sick."

"So you can't eat it?"

"Well, no."

"So I can have yours?"

"Sure, sweetheart."

Luffy got on his knees and pressed his face against your stomach. "Thank you, baby. You make my wife give me her food."

You rolled your eyes as Luffy got up and skipped toward the kitchen, followed by Sanji who kept yelling at him to "Wait till it's done!"

"Alright, Robin." You looked at the dark-haired woman. "Give it to me straight, what else it going to happen."

"Well, you might get aches later on, you are carrying all that extra weight after all, cravings come and go, one day you might suddenly decide you will eat nothing but pasta, then hate the stuff the next day. Mood swings, obviously."

You huffed. "Mood swings? I hope I don't snap at Luffy, he's so sweet, I'd hate to make him cry."

Robin patted your head. "Don't worry, little breadstick, Mother Robin will help you."

"Mother...? What?"

"I mean, I can't help when you two are alone, obviously, but other than that, I'll make sure you don't bite his head off, metaphorically speaking of course."

"Umm... Thanks? I think?"

"You're welcome, small one."

~week later~

"Okay, I am not having mood swings!"

Zolo crossed his arms and raised one eyebrow. "Yesterday you cried over snakes."

"THEY DON'T HAVE ARMS, ZOLO, HAVE SOME COMPASSION!!"

"Then you screamed at Usopp because he was existing."

"I apologized for that."

"Then you wouldn't get off the dinner table."

"I was tired."

"You're definitely having mood swings."

"Yeah, well, you're gay for Sanji, but no one ever sasses you."

"Yeah, well- wait WHAT?!"

"Oh my gosh you admitted it, ROBIN GUESS WHAT JUST WENT DOWN!"

You ran off, leaving poor Zolo alone and confused.

(Would anyone mind if I made Sanji and Zolo get together...?)