(Highest ranking #2 in marysue)
[previously titled "marysue roasts"]
*warning*
If you are a sensitive little child don't read this book, you'll probably end up crying... AND READ MY DISCLAIMER FIRST!!
Basically, you can send me whatever you want and...
Hi guys~ have a special chapter today, instead of a marysue rating im gonna rant on BASES.
First of all, im not against bases at all, they are a great way for beginner artist to practice art but whether or not one agrees with bases is not the main point of this rant...ITS ABOUT SOME CANCEROUS BASES IS SAW WHILE SCROLLING THROUGH THE INTERNET. So to be prepared for the horrors of the art world you're about to be exposed to, grab a gallon of bleach and lets get started!
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I see a lot of fanart using this base on one of the ships and maybe its just a personal taste thing or maybe...THIS IMAGE LOOKS SO FUCKING ANNOYING. Like the weird ass puppets of the "significant other"(where u even get those?!) and the saccharine smile of the female character...*shudders* its just so "cute" ITS SO FAKE ITS CRINGEY AND THUS, CANCEROUS(this rant is just a personal taste thing so you dun have to agree with me)
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Firstly, WHY TF is the girl making the guy smell/kiss( i don't even know anymore) her teddy bear??? HOW OLD IS THIS BITCH??? Secondly, what's with the girl's expression? She looks ashamed of her actions(lol she should be) anyway, the guy looks utterly frustrated with her (not gonna blame him, wouldn't you?) basically this base is just...weird. (i guess the artist was tryna make it cute, but nope, its weird)
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Mostly for the same reasons as the second one this base is really just...ugh.like what even, some people might find it cute or whatever but i thinks just plain annoying. In fact, the look on my face is the same as the guy's one in the base. (i feel you boi, you poor child having to deal with your slut of a girlfriend) maybe its just me but any character which acts cute to inpress some guy(it doesnt) comes off as an irritaing,whiny little bitch which gladly wanna slap
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Ok ok stop right there. Do you even need me to explain why this base is the cringiest shit ever??? What the actual fuck is going on in this base?? If the artsit was trying to make it looks sexy or "appealing" they have failed so badly,all this base looks like is an obscene piece of shit (remember marysue 2? Yep, this is the kind of base she can be used in)
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Look familiar? Well its my little pony! Though it really should be my little fuckboi. Look at this shit!! I mean really, the two ponies are just fucking it out right. there. (AND THEIR EXPRESSIONS HOLY SHIT) Well thanks artist, you've ruined that sweet little show called my little PONY(not fuckboi) for kids and fans everywhere i hope you're happy -_-
Has everybody brought their bleach? Good. Now quickly empty the entire bottle into your eyes to bleach the shits you have just witnessed. *empties pail of bleach over self*
