(Highest ranking #2 in marysue)
[previously titled "marysue roasts"]
*warning*
If you are a sensitive little child don't read this book, you'll probably end up crying... AND READ MY DISCLAIMER FIRST!!
Basically, you can send me whatever you want and...
Hi friends, this is a special chapter because why not...anyway, I'll be making the MOST DISGUSTING(and sexiest) SUE everrrrr!!! Lets go meet maybella carly von death'n'darkness!! *read maybella's voice in a typical high pitched bitch voice*
Me: Hey maybella(mc), introduce yourself
Mc: hiii reader chan!! Its meeeeee maybella carly!!! Nyaaaaaaa~
Me: ok....that's nice, tell us a little bit about yourself
Mc: okie! Maybella chan is super kawaii desu! I loves all things pink, fluffy and cute just like me! Anything else is too ugly for me:((( but thats ok, anything i don't like i will kill! So that maybella doesn't have to see them anymore:3 NYAAAAAAA*holds knife*
Me: woah! Cool? How bout you tell us about your past?
Mc: nyaaaaa ok.....maybella chan doesnt have a good past... She was abandoned by her parents when she was a baby...so she was adopted...but they always abuse maybella chan!! They chain me up and slap me around! Ouch! But they are not my problem anymore...i killed them:3 while making my escape from the police, maybella chan met a handsome super hot guy named jason the killer! He helped me stab the police and make my escape! Now i live with him in his love mansion! One time, i caught him watching porn in a room...so i hunted down the girl and killed her! Shes not my problem anymore!! Sadly, one night,me and jason had a horrible fight, poor maybella chan! I cried and cried and hid under the table, rubbing my eyes cutely. Jason felt so sympathetic because i was too cute and so he forgave himself from fighting with me and kissed me!! Maybella has never been so happy!!
Me: that's....interesting....
Mc: i know right?! Maybella chan is the best!!
Me: uh huh...right.
Mc: DON'T STAMMER I AM THE BEST *pulls a knife from boobs and points at me*
me: *leans away* ok...
Mc: YOU DID IT AGAIN
Me: ......
Mc: DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF MAYBELLA CHAN!! Shes the cutest and sexiest!!! Also most skilled!!! NYAAAAAAAAA *stabs*
Me: *dies*
Mc: nyaa nyaa nyaa~ maybella is so cool :3
Me: *is ded*
Mc: remember to give me lots and lots of fanart!! Muah! Muah! I know you love me!!! *faps to own self's hotness*
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Read this book by umm_shay its kinda like a crush imagines book but with every cliche scene ever. It might be super cliche and you know i hate that But uh ITS SO FLUFFY OMG THE BEST WOOT. (idk why its says "1 part"even though there's like already 5 parts)
