Hooray I'm Dead!!!

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I wake up and stretch. Today is the big day! Date, Die, or both! I get up and luckily no one's in the shower or coming out of it. I get dressed and go downstairs. When I walk into the kitchen it's just Issei "What's up?" I ask

"Everyone went to school early, some club work or other" Issei explains.

"Oh ok" I say and begin making breakfast, after a minute of thinking I decide to make bacon, toast and an omelet. At first Issei just sits there then he sniffs the air and looks at me.

"You can cook?" he asks

"Yeah... you want an omelet?" I ask and after a moment says yes. After making our food I sit down and eat. When I'm done I looked and saw Issei looking at me with a weird expression. "What? I ask confused

"Your an amazing cook.. when did you start cooking?" he says.

I think for a moment"... about 3 years ago" I say and Issei just looks at me with a shocked expression. "to be honest I got good by watching anime... particularly Food Wars" I say laughing.

"So you like anime?" he ask as we leave the house.

"Yeah I love it... I'm an Otaku..." I say

"OK cool" he says

(Time skip to lunch at school)

"It's time... you can still back out" Motohama says and I laugh.

"No way... Matsuda and Issei let's begin" I reply

"OK there will be a set of competitions and whoever gets the most points wins" Matsuda explains. "For the first competition we will stay here, with all these girls here and thanks to Issei" this was said with some bitterness" We have Rias and her peerage as accomplices. What your need to do is list as much pervy information as you can about them." he finishes.

"Motohama your first" Issei says

Motohama starts listing all the sizes of the girls in the room; their breast, waist, and hip sizes.

I list all their sizes  and what color underwear their wearing as well as the fabric it's made of until I get to Akeno "Your not wearing any underwear at all" I say "That's pretty bold of you... I like it" I didn't mean to add that last part it just came out.

Judging by the looks on all the girls faces I'm right... I sigh I know this ruins whatever reputation I may have but I couldn't resist.

"Issei you may have lost your place as the schools #1 pervert" Akeno says

"Oh the contests not done yet, I can still do more" I say with a pervy smile.

"Oh?" Akeno says suddenly behind me . "What else can you do?" she asks biting my ear. My nose starts to bleed.

"You'll see" I say trying for a cool face but I'm sure the blood is ruining it.

(Time skip to end of school)

I start walking to the fountain to meet up with Aiku Chu. I'm so nervous this is my first date in years, I know that is really pathetic but come on I was basically a hermit! On the way I see a girl handing out flyers curious I walk over she hands me a flyer. The same one Issei got, this is a good sign. I make it to the fountain and am there for maybe ten minutes before Chu shows up. She comes running up waiving her hand and looking embarrassed but cute.

"Hey you look great" I say when she stops in front of me. Her cheeks go red and shyly thanks me. "Forgive me if I don't know where anything is. I just moved her a couple of days ago, but I know the city well." I say smiling at her. As we walk I look at her in the corner of my eye she's wearing a purple dress with a low neckline and it only goes down to her mid thighs, she also has purple ribbons in her hair. Her outfit looks good on her, it gives her a innocent but provocative look. My nose begins to bleed.

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