"Once upon a time, there was a climber, who thinks too much before he acts." pag sisimula ni Sir sa story nya. Pero wtf, bat once upon a time? is this magical? I hope there wouldn't be any black magics here, or should I say, Julius Magics.
"Once upon a time talaga? Magical lang ampeg?" - Class
"Stfu class, just listen, I ain't permitting you to speak or ask questions yet."
"Anyways, I'll continue. Si climber. Let's call him Marvene. Wala kasi akong maisip na ibang name."
"Marvene likes Joyce who is on Level 9, yet, ayaw niyang I try na kunin si Joyce because she's too far, and at the same time, too fucking high and dangerous."
"Marvene climbed up till Level 5 only. Level 5 is the Average Level, It can be climbed up, di siya masyadong dangerous, tas okay rin yung mga fruits dito, average nga lang."
"While Marvene was chilling around on Level 5, because obviously, it's cool up there. He saw a fruit on Level 4. That fruit was getting everyone's attention. Since that fruit was getting everyone's attention, it got Marvene's attention either."
"Since it got Marvene's attention, Marvene tried to reach out for the fruit. Pero since, nasa Level 5 siya, or should I say branch 5, obviously di niya yun maabot. Kaya bumaba siya papunta sa Level 4. He got the fruit easily. Pero, nung hawak na niya yung fruit, somebody was begging for it. Marvene didn't really gave a fk much so he decided to give it to the guy who's begging."
"Marvene decided to climb up back to Level 5, but since Fruit = Girl nga. He have noticed that after na ibinigay niya dun sa beggar, the beggar took a bite, after the beggar took the bite, the beggar muttered "SHIT!" and binalik niya yung fruit dun sa branch."
"Marvene got curious and tried to go back down to level 4, but the moment na bababa na siya, he saw someone trying to pick up the fruit again. Since Marvene was too curious, he didn't want anyone to have the fruit but him. So, Marvene decided to jump. He did jump, pero pakatalon niya, kinapos yung kamay niya, nahawakan niya yung fruit, pero di niya nakuha. Kaya nung bumagsak si Marvene, Obviously nasaktan siya. Kahit level 5 yun masakit parin yun, ikaw kaya ihulog ko sa taas ng kahoy, di kaba masasaktan?"
"Marvene was empty handed, got hurt, and frustrated. THE END!"
"So class, What do you think about it? Nakuha nyo ba yung lesson?"
"No, Sir." -Class
"Good, because I would've been freaking frightened if you guys did, I've only made up that story so that time would pass by and the bell would ring. That way, I've only spouted enough bullshits, and dodged all of your questions about The Tree Ideology."
WHAT THE FK? I liked the story somehow, pero wtf? seryoso? yun talaga yung rason? AHHHHHHHH!!!! KAKA CRINGE NAMAN! Kainis!
*Bell Rings*
"Plan success, I AM OUT," said by our teacher savagely while smiling abot tenga. Tengene kaka beast mode naman siya.
And tadan bumalik siya.
"OH, I FORGOT, MAY ASSIGNMENT PALA KAYO! It's Abo-" bago pa niya matapos yung sasabihin niya ay tumakbo na siya paalis.
My God kaka beast mode naman siya! Pero, I should admit, magaling naman siyang teacher, and I would've done the same if I were him. And I hate to admit, he's pretty cool tho.
*Door Opens*
Pumasok si Russwell, Did he come here for his cousin?
"Oy Lucy," Pag tawag ni Russwell kay Lucy. Well yep, he came here for his cousin, what the fk was I even expecting?
